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yes,
welcome to my first post! ok i promised jokes and ye shall have them!!(if u have any please pm me and if they are really good then i will put u on the joker list) ok,the best way to threten some won is light a stick of dynamite call the person up and hold it to the phone and say "ya hear that?! thats dynamite BABY!!.......
why can't caterpillers and ants be friends? one eats leaves and the other eats caterpillers......oh.....i see now..
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with
all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not
only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one
of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
P.S.: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
y was tigger looking in the toilet??
he was looking for poo!!
ok i hope u like i will add lots more soon!!!
jokers list: ittychibi
Dew Drop gave me two!
4ever_crazy
 ittychibi · Thu Sep 30, 2004 @ 11:17pm · 2 Comments |
donate to me pet!