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Have I told you . . . I am going to Alaska in -let me see- 5 days! I am soo excited about getting to see grizzly bears. It should be tons of fun. I hope everyone else in having as much fun as me, well to be honest I don't really care about anyone but myself. I can't tell you haow much I miss some of my friends from school and I just can't wait to go back. The only thing I regret about that whole school thing is the work.

crying I seem to be having difficulties making the chingching needed to afford my deepest desire: whee A tutu! My soulmate is the tutu and nothing will keep him and I appart. Wait... ... ... Is a tutu a "he" or just a piece of fabric going to me worn by a crazy lady who seems to think she is married to a tutu sweatdrop ? How would you wear your husband anyway? I think that would get a little akward. stare Nevermind. Donate to my cause and no one will get hurt... not like I could hurt you; I'm the crazy lady with a tutu, remember? 3nodding Yeah. Donate. Now. Right now. Please. I'm desperate. I want that tutu gonk . So give me money. Now. Right now. Please. I'm desperate. And once again (in case you are stupid) I want that tutu so we can get married and live happily ever after eek . Thank you for your time
Me and my tutu love you.
The crazy lady

P.S. Give me money. now. Right now. Please I'm desperate. I want that tutu. That's all

P.S.S. Alright, I lied. PLEEEEEEEEASE! I'll help you get married to a tutu if you help me first. I want to be the first gaian to marry a tutu. Help make history..sorta. Give me money. Now. Right now. Please. I'm desperate. I want that tutu. That is all. That's really all

P.S.S.S. Give me money. Now. Right now. Please. I'm desperate. I want that tutu.So I lied again. ( i seem to have a problem) big deal. The tutu means a lot to me. Got a problem with that mister . . . huh huh? Oh, your a woman? . . . well if you had just helped with cause and got me my tutu man. than I would not be standing here now would I?
This is all that I am going to say. Don't want to cause any more pain to women with beards. Bye

"Hey! How is everyone . . . gooood. Now tell me how you are feeling . . . goood." your friends shouldn't be your psychiatrist in my opinion. They can be your friend that just happens to know how to solve your problems, but should not be considered a psychiatrist. Then, what do ya know? All they want is your advice and other people start viewing you that way. I think that I help my friends, but I don't want them to run to me each time they have a problem. Then they don't know what to do when they can't come to me for help! Leave the Doc. for the crazy. Not for personal or unreasonable problems. Ok . . . gooood! eek