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First off, THIS is what I'm currently threatening to not go to college for.

Can you imagine a week in THAT hotel in the middle of November in NY?
I can't.
But I CAN imagine not going to college and I'm hoping it will scare my mom into taking me.

Now, last night. Things we learned:

1. Indian cigarettes are fun but taste like burnt hotdogs.
2. Tricia is a very bipolar drunk (videos of her doing the timewarp hopefully to come)
3. Dropping a very drunk Tricia off at a Christian kid dance party is not very appreciated.
4. Abid is still creepy.
5. Val sucks at writing dirty emails (also she almost sent it to herself and not Eduardo) but has a large collection of skanky photos to send (which aren't half bad)
6. Watching supertroopers is not very fun when all you can hear is the two people on the couch next to you making out.
7. Ali's hickey looks like music notes in the mirror.
8. Back massaging jets are necessary for all showers from now on.

And I'm done.

Hair cut in a few hours hope it goes well.

Dan says:
oh hai!
Hit the Floor! says:
hey
Dan says:
what's shakin?
Hit the Floor! says:
not a lot im sick now haha you?
Dan says:
I am smiling really big becuase I got drunk last night and I'm -not- hungover
Hit the Floor! says:
with mom?
Dan says:
hahahaha
Dan says:
hell no
Dan says:
With Gere
Hit the Floor! says:
just checking
Dan says:
I don't ever want to get drunk with mom
Hit the Floor! says:
well joan and liz are comming over tonight so if you change your mind...
Dan says:
last night was weird enough dude
Hit the Floor! says:
i bet howd that go?
Dan says:
Mom must have been a little drunk, 'cause she was super nice and talked to Gere a lot, as if she knew her really well
Hit the Floor! says:
haha
Dan says:
and I see Bart's on another one of those stupid cleanse things again
Hit the Floor! says:
its great i made another banana loaf
Dan says:
hahaha
Dan says:
don't eat all of my jello cake!
Hit the Floor! says:
i dont like jello cake?
Dan says:
is that a question?
Dan says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YTxff3pHU dude
Hit the Floor! says:
oh ive seen these!
Dan says:
it's hilarious!
Hit the Floor! says:
hey did you put the sheets back on the bed?
Dan says:
dads bed?
Hit the Floor! says:
yeah
Dan says:
no ma'am
Hit the Floor! says:
could you please?
Hit the Floor! says:
im not exactly sure why i didnt say before but last friday me hannah and sharnelle stayed at dads
Hit the Floor! says:
we wanted to see if we could get away with the im at nells, her and han are at my house deal
Hit the Floor! says:
and we realized we were probablyt sweaty and gross after the show so we washed the bed..
Dan says:
Dude you lied to my face!
Hit the Floor! says:
yeh im getting good at it.
Dan says:
ouch
Dan says:
Why don't you come put them back, I'm far too lazy
Hit the Floor! says:
im actually not even sure why sorta came out
Hit the Floor! says:
how am i supposed to get over to dads? honestly.
Dan says:
I don't think he'll care Stacey
Hit the Floor! says:
fine
Dan says:
If he does I'll just say I slept in it
Dan says:
maybe left a love stain or two
Dan says:
going now!
Hit the Floor! says:
bye
Dan says:
cheers