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ok i really thought the first one was the funnest

1.A husband helps his wife set a password on the PC He typed MYPENIS the wife rolled on the floor laughing when it said "sorry not long enough
2.a couple get a divorce and negotiate custody of their children in court.
the wife claims "the children are mine. i carried them for nine months and spent hours in labor birthing them! he didnt do anything"
after this the judge asks for the husbands defense and he replies;
"your honor, if you put a dollar in a coke machine and a soda pops out, does the soda belong to you or the machine?"
3.Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.?
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!