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rofl I got to the airport in London to be stopped by a policman. "Excuse me ma'am but we have reason to believe you are a bad example to the public." "SCREW YOU! AND THE PUBLIC!" I yelled. I shoved him/her to the ground and ran for the doors to be stopped by...AMY WINEHOUSE! And she was high! "So 'ows you lookin' then?" she stuttered. "Ugly b***h." "NO YOU'RE AN UGLY b***h CRACKHIUSE NOW GO SCREW THAT POLICEPERSON!" I yelled. But then i got tazzered by the policeperson's girl/boyfriend. I never did get to LA. wahmbulance