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Stinko the Zombie
Sung to the Tune of “Frosty the Snowman”
Stinko, the Zombie, Was a corpse without a soul.
With a single tooth hanging by the root
And two eyes made out of toes.
Down through the village,
With his kidneys in his hands,
Children smelled decay as they laughed and played
A game of dodge ball with his glands.
There must have been some magic
In a corpse that skips and jogs.
But the kids knew they'd made a mistake
When they fed hm to the dogs.
Stinko, the Zombie,
Was now a worthless pile of flesh,
But he said goodbye, and for a fun dead guy,
You always have John Tesh.
Sloppity slop slop,
Ploppity plop plop,
Look at Stinko go!
Chunkity chunk chunk Clunkity clunk
Leaving punk stains in the snow!
 Madame Bloo · Sun Oct 06, 2013 @ 02:04pm · 0 Comments |
