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Squeaky chairs are annoying.

Aaaand, I read something really funny.
And then I forgot.

Scotties=Dog
Tissues=Scotties
Dog=Tissues?

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pretty prickly prostitutes.

Peppers are potent.

I won't say the next "p" word I'm thinking of.
Because I hate it.
More than your face.

STOP SQUEAKING YOU ******** a*****e CHAIR.

Shiny blue pencil, on the desk.
cool

Speaker is:
OFF!
Modem is:
STOP SQUEAKING.

CRICKCRICKCRACKCRACKTAKEALITTLEKNICKKNACK.

JAVACOFFE.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.

PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED.

FIT PREGNANCY JOURNAL!?
Oh no, I ain't no ho'-ho'.
I'm a hie.
cool
BIITTTCCHEEESSSSSS.

Chess is hard.

ClickclackMOOOOO.
******** Red Clover Books.
D;

LIKE WHOA.

Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?
It makes me think of mother.
Funny Clown, bunch a balloons
Has anybody seen Cher?

C'est a Hallowe'en.
NOTRLYFCKRS

It's late.
Nighty night.
<3

That song's pretty good.
The techno-y one.
But it makes me want to kill a car.
And, and, is it possible to clean the yellow off a paint can?
Can you bleach the pigment of paint with, well...bleach?
Could you make yourself albino by taking a bleach bath?
That'd be awesome.
Having red eyes would be fun.
Although things could get a little funky when someone uses a red-eye reduction pen.
x.X
Somebody told me why that happens.
I think they said that because the pupil of the eye is mostly hollow (or something about blood vessels...) when the flash goes off and the camera takes the picture, the light from the flash is reflected in the back of the eye and turns a red colour at the same time the picture is taken.
oO
XeiXei the Science Guy!
Lawlzors.
I'm really bored.
Can't you tell?
Spinny leeks are fun.
Especially with techno.
It feels like it's going to rain.
Kind of that oddly cool and sticky weather.
Not that I've been outside lately.
>>;
I GOTS A WINDA.
WINDAS ARE GOOD.

Anyway.
Guh.
Fail is bad.
But it's fun to say.
Like pumpkin.
It's my reflexive random word.
When I can't think of anything else to say, I say pumpkin.
x.x
I want a pumpkin now.
Carving them is fun, come Hallowe'en.
I remember eating the seeds in preschool.
Ahhh, good times.
:3
Ever tried an uber-hard pumpkin design?
Bu tried a bulldog that she drew herself.
x.X
She said it took her three hours.
xD
Silly Bu.

I think I may change my name.
To some variation of "xei."
Only because that's what just about everyone calls me.
Or Xein.
Which sounds funny.
FURF.
:B

Iven aist metavon bahn he'ist.
No clue.
I'm listening to Levas Polka Oneup Purjo Remix.
It's pretty good.

A bug bit my on the a** last night.
Now I really look like a redneck.

Tehe, Robot Chicken is funny.
:B
It's all puppety.
But so fuggin' awesome.
SRRRRSLY.
'Cause all the people are like....
ON DRUGS.
Good drugs too, I bet.
>>
<<

Break it?
Break what?
UR FASE!?
Wah, the song told me to!
Don't get maaaad!
Get Glad.

:3
Seal in those annoying odors with triple odor protection!
And kill people three times faster via suffocation!
That'd be weird.
If someone had wrote on their headstone, "I WAS KILLED BY GLAD. BUT AT LEAST I CAN"T SMELL MY STINKING CORPSE."
I'd have to lol.
With the emphasis on the second "l."
Hey!
It looks like a face!
xD
I'mnotondrugs.
NOWAI.

Random Microwave!

Chya.
They like,
So rock.
Because they squeak.

Anywho.
There are wrong moments to laugh.
Very wrong moments.
Hold it in kiddie-pies.
Does it seem a bit weird that a song called "Happy Song" ended up before a song called "Breaking the Habit" on my iPod?
.-.?
Hm.
Too much thinking.
Not good for brain.
Harhar, BRAIN.
I R SAID BRAIN.

Dressing up like a hooker is fun.
Screw length, clear brevity is where it's at.
cool