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Ask the troll a riddle. If he gets it wrong, he'll bash you on the head. If he gets it right, he'll bash you over the head. Conclusion: Don't ask trolls riddles.

When a large number of definite articles shows up at you door and you know that you didn't order them? I didn't need any more "the's" or "That's" or "those's". "A's" are always helpful, because you can use them as parts of words, but I was doing something in Russian, and I really don't need them. I wonder where they came from...
Do you need any?

this is the beginning, the start, the commencement, the launch, the openening, the establishment, the creation, what have you. More to come later. I promise.

I might not keep that promise.