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You have two cows. You count them and realize you have
four cows. You drink more Vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more Vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn't a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of Vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows.

It's been a while since I've added an entry. Figured it was time to say something else. I've been here for a while, and I've respected many a friend. I've had ups and downs with this lovely site. Been angered, elaitted, bummed and confused. Hell, I'm slightly bothered right now about the fact that almost EVERYTHING is down. But, hey, there are a lot of people on this site so I give the admin mucho cred when it comes to keeping a good half of the sight running. There are bound to be bugs, the admin aren't perfect. So, as you are now wondering, "WTF?! Why, with the respect writings??" Well, in response to such a question, recently a n00b was ranting about how the admin SUCKED a**, and how they couldn't do anything right. I begged to differ but I also conceded with some valid points. Said n00b proceeded in the bashing of the admin, so, I could not help but to walk away after shutting his N00B a** UP! Admin, I appologize for his disrespect, keep up the good work. And n00b, you know who you are, DON'T, flame the admin again. Thank you. This has been an Axel ((ME!!^^)) approved rant.

I took a quiz and this is what I got :
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/Asianfoodfreak/1116372065_images-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Jin"><br>You are Jin! You carry your weapon by your side,<br>you curse when nessasery, your mind is calm,<br>and your moves are presice and swift.
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Okay, confession time.......I'M A GIRL. Not figuratively, literally. I'm a female. That's all I have to say for this entry.

A - Alcohol
The key to surviving college.
B - Beer
The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
C - Class
What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D - Dancing
A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E - Emergency
The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F - ******** Up
Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G - Games
Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers.
H - Hang-over
Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
I - Idiot
The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.
J - Jail
Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home.
K - Kissing
What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L - Lord
Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M - Money
That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
N - Not Again!
What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know.
O - Oh s**t!
What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.
P - Pee
What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer.
Q - Quilt
What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.
R - Reform
What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet.
S - Sex
What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
T - Ten
The number of beers it takes to get drunk.
U - Underage
Most of the drinking population in college town.
V - Vodka
The mother of all alcohol and the best way to get drunk in an hour.
W - Worm
The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.
X - X-Ray
How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.
Y - Yourself
The one who drinks way too much every weekend.
Z - Zoned
How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking.