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I'm going to the ocean, and camping on the beach, ******** yeah people, I love the beach! I'm getting a killer tan!
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 The Slipper Whore · Sat Jul 15, 2006 @ 07:05pm · 2 Comments |
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Me(2:17:39 AM): I have some... Interesting.. information...
Ilph (2:17:44 AM): hmm?
Me (2:18:38 AM): My 15 year old freaky perverted neighbor is sitting in his bedroom with binoculars watching me make myself some soup in my kitched..
Me(2:18:50 AM): **kitchen
Me(2:19:04 AM): I would like to call the police now...
Ilph (2:19:05 AM): LOL
Ilph (2:19:08 AM): no no
Ilph (2:19:11 AM): ia hve a better idea
Ilph (2:19:18 AM): start pretenidng ot feel yourself xD
Me (2:19:54 AM): WHAT? Rice tells me to give him the bird, and you're telling me to pretend to masturbate?
Ilph (2:20:02 AM): noo
Ilph (2:20:05 AM): just like
Ilph (2:20:17 AM): run your hands across your body voer your clothes in a sexy kind of way xD
Me (2:20:22 AM): ...
Me (2:20:24 AM): Ilph.
Ilph (2:20:26 AM): yes?
Me (2:20:28 AM): I have news for you.
Me (2:20:35 AM): I'm not wearing much clothing...
Me (2:20:51 AM): So that's... Not the message I want to send out..
Ilph (2:20:59 AM): oh well xD
Ilph (2:21:02 AM): i woulda done it
Ilph (2:21:04 AM): but im a guy
Ilph (2:21:05 AM): lol
Me (2:21:10 AM): I'll go throw on a shirt or something
Me (2:21:15 AM): No, no, I'll do it
Ilph (2:21:20 AM): lol really? XD
Ilph (2:21:22 AM): like
Ilph (2:21:28 AM): after your done, look at him directly
Ilph (2:21:32 AM): and grab the phone xD
Ilph (2:21:34 AM): or something
Ilph (2:21:46 AM): and pretend to call the police x3
Me (2:21:50 AM): Haha
Me (2:21:56 AM): I'll point at him alot.
Ilph (2:21:59 AM): you ahve to make sure he sees it though
Me (2:23:17 AM): No, no, I'm up for this
Ilph (2:23:37 AM): xD
Me (2:23:53 AM): I'll take off my hoochie shorts too, He'll like my aeropostale underwear.
Ilph (2:24:08 AM): xD
Me (2:24:09 AM): They have a monkey on the butt and it says "Silly"
Ilph (2:24:15 AM): haha
Me (2:24:45 AM): I'm gonna do it.
Me (2:24:46 AM): Ok
Me (2:24:50 AM): I'll be back.
Ilph (2:25:01 AM): ok xD
Me (2:25:26 AM): Tell everyone what I'm doing in the chat
Me (2:25:40 AM): This will be my greatest neighbor prank yet.
Ilph (2:25:43 AM): but im dnaciiiiiiing xD
Me (2:25:49 AM): Well...
Me (2:25:52 AM): (()) it.
Ilph (2:25:52 AM): after ;P
Ilph (2:25:56 AM): or yeah
Me (2:25:58 AM): Ok
Me (2:30:31 AM): I had to stop!
Me (2:30:39 AM): I started laughing!
Ilph (2:30:39 AM): xD
Ilph (2:30:44 AM): lol xDD
Me (2:30:47 AM): I'll go back and do it again/
Ilph (2:30:54 AM): was he watching? ;P
Me (2:31:01 AM): YES
Ilph (2:31:06 AM): hahaha xD
Me (2:31:17 AM): HE PICKED UP THE PHONE AND CALLED SOMEONE!
Ilph (2:31:24 AM): LOL
Ilph (2:31:29 AM): does he know yous ee him?
Me (2:31:35 AM): While still watching me!
Me (2:31:36 AM): NO!
Ilph (2:31:39 AM): LOL
Ilph (2:31:42 AM): what a retard xD
Me (2:32:01 AM): After I call the "police"
Me (2:32:48 AM): I'm gonna hold up a sign or call him house like "Go jerk off with some actual porn, ******** pervert!
Me (2:32:50 AM): *"
Me (2:32:54 AM): **his
Ilph (2:32:56 AM): yah xD
Ilph (2:33:07 AM): and then
Ilph (2:33:19 AM): tell him if he's caught doing that again you'llc all the police for real xD
Me (2:33:27 AM): YES
Ilph (2:33:38 AM): or or
Ilph (2:33:42 AM): instead of calling hte police
Ilph (2:33:46 AM): you should call him xD
Ilph (2:33:54 AM): or
Ilph (2:34:02 AM): pretend to call the police
Ilph (2:34:03 AM): thenc all him
Ilph (2:34:08 AM): and tell him you warned the cops ;P
Ilph (2:34:17 AM): tug his leash a little ;P
Me (2:34:21 AM): The only thing that will make me call the police for real is if he starts taking pictures with that bird watching camera his mommy got him.
Ilph (2:34:34 AM): mmhmm
Me (2:34:50 AM): Be back
Ilph (2:34:57 AM): kk
Me (2:34:57 AM): I think he's off the phone
Ilph (2:35:01 AM): ok ;3
Me (2:42:03 AM): I've just been laughing for the past two minutes straight.
Me (2:42:24 AM): I have to tell you EVERYTHING
Ilph (2:42:32 AM): ok xD
Me (2:43:17 AM): I walked back into the kitchen with the straps of my tank top down.
Me (2:43:37 AM): And continued to cook.
Me (2:44:04 AM): And I grabbed my a**, and he dropped his binoculars and fumbled to pick them back up.
Ilph (2:44:14 AM): xDD
Me (2:44:21 AM): Typical men...
Me (2:44:22 AM): Anyhow
Ilph (2:44:25 AM): ;P
Me (2:45:12 AM): I wiped from my forehead down to my neck, and then went to the fridge and get an icecube...
Me (2:45:45 AM): I slid it all over my neck and down my shirt and stuff.
Ilph (2:45:54 AM): xD
Me (2:46:10 AM): I would do this for a living if I could...
Me (2:46:47 AM): I'll scan the sign I held up when my scanner starts working again
Me (2:47:07 AM): Well, I accidently pulled my shirt down alittle too far..
Ilph (2:47:25 AM): xD
Me (2:47:43 AM): And my hand covered it up, but his mouth dropped and I just kept playing along
Me (2:48:06 AM): Well, my soup was done so I put it in a bowl and set it on the coutner and started to eat
Me (2:49:23 AM): And then I grabbed a piece of notebook paper and a black sharpie and wrote down "Go get some porn to jerk off to, freakshow." and held it up to the window while I was eating.
Me (2:49:52 AM): He dropped his binoculars and ran away from the window
Me (2:50:17 AM): And I started to laugh and he came back and closed the blinds.
Ilph (2:50:44 AM): xDDD
Me (2:50:47 AM): And I laaaaaughhhed, and the blinds moved and I gave him the bird.
Ilph (2:50:57 AM): xDD that is awsome
Ilph (2:50:58 AM): i lvoe you
Ilph (2:51:22 AM): marry me xD
Me (2:51:45 AM): Hah, no.
Me (2:51:48 AM): Kidding!
Me (2:51:54 AM): Love you!
Ilph (2:51:59 AM): xD
Ilph (2:52:10 AM): -nuzzles-
Ilph (2:52:26 AM): my slippy exhibitionist ;3
Me (2:53:10 AM): Thank you for having me do that...
Ilph (2:53:17 AM): xD why~?
Me (2:54:23 AM): It was the perfect start to the day, and that made my month.
Me (2:55:26 AM): I just would have either called the police, gave him the bird, or called his house and told him off.
Ilph (2:55:57 AM): xDD
Ilph (2:56:01 AM): -pets-
Ilph (2:56:07 AM): you ahve to tell Fel x3
Ilph (2:56:11 AM): when you see him ;P
Me (2:56:49 AM): I will.
Me (2:57:25 AM): I have to put this in my journal, our conversation.
And thus... The end...
The Slipper Whore · Thu Jun 22, 2006 @ 08:28am · 4 Comments |
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So this is the most pointless entry in my journal. I'm doing the retarded Gaia tour, so let's get this over with...
Hi. I am tired. Goodbye.
Simple no? Well I'll make a real entry when I'm not so tired. Love ya'll.
The Slipper Whore · Wed Jun 21, 2006 @ 07:06pm · 0 Comments |
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Ok, so I guess I'm alright now, but a while ago, I wasn't even close.
"Terror on Maplewood: The true story told by Marion"
It's summer, BARELY, feels like I have school tomorrow, but I don't for two monthes.. I miss my friends, classes, and even some teachers...
HOW PATHETIC.
I've stayed at one persons house so far, and she lives two houses down from me.I've known her forever, and I can be my crazy self around her.
Chelsey is my bestfriend ever, even if she is Bisexual, and people are like "YOU'RE HER LOVER OMG!". Big deal, she likes girls, so what? We're still connected at the hip. Anyhow, she has this "friends with benefits", named Sarah, we're friends and everything, it was kinda weird at the beginning, but it got better. Sarah says to Chels "If you don't want to be my girlfriend, then I'm gonna have to get as far away as possible from you to get over you. Then in two years, when we're out of highschool and in College, we'll re-evaluate." I was like "Aw hells naw!"
So drama drama drama.
My grampa is in the hospital, and no one will tell me why. But he's having emergency surgery right this very second. Stressful...
That's all I want to talk about.
Love ya!
T.S.W.
The Slipper Whore · Sun Jun 11, 2006 @ 07:42pm · 0 Comments |
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And am I there? I think not. This week was too stressful... I was invited to go with friends, but no way will I be that close to that many people. I can't even stand some on touching my hand right now. I'm shaky, and a party does NOT sound delightful...
Final thought: Christian is a sweet heart. Jackie makes a good Oprah. Chelsey is almost off grounding. My new sun glasses are hot. Some one I don't know just pulled into my drive way. And sugar cures everything.
The Slipper Whore · Fri May 05, 2006 @ 10:12pm · 0 Comments |
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Ok, so I was almost killed Tuesday. Guy tried to kill me, no *BIG DEAL*. Police, lawyers, jail, I'm fine though. I'm not holding my breath, the guy will get off with a restraining order, some community service, and theropy. Everyone was FREAKING OUT because I came back after that. Want more details? PM me
Today was "Alright" besides the ouchies I have all over me.
The Slipper Whore · Wed May 03, 2006 @ 10:28pm · 0 Comments |
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I HATE MONDAYS!
Lunch sucked, we had "Walking Tacos". They don't walk, you can't eat them WHILE you walk, SO WHY THE FREAK ARE THEY CALLED WALKING TACOS?
Excuse my behavior, I just learned that REMY got hit by a car Friday, by a drunk driver, AND I'M PISSED! Why the ******** would you drive when you can't even walk straight?
evil mad Mesa not happy. cry scream
I learned that Chelsey had a "Two day" boyfriend over the weekend, a guy she has been out with like... 50 BAJILLION TIMES! It didn't work out the first time, why the heck do you think it would work the 19th? Maybe she'll learn, this time, she cried so much, she threw up. And that's gross. That is one of our deffinitions of gross.
Throw-ing-up: Regergetated stomach fluid, with bits of corn. Gross.
Good thing about Monday=CSI.
Bad thing about Monday=Everything else.
Final Thought: Tim is cute, Christian is adorable, Jordyn is HAWT, but poor Remy baby is in the hospital for another week, SO I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE!
Sorry if you are anyone else, and I HATE MONDAYS!
The Slipper Whore · Mon May 01, 2006 @ 09:20pm · 0 Comments |
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confused I just kinda hate sundays...
Last night I went to bed at 11, not late, because 1. I got up at 6. 2. I knew Remington wasn't going to be on. 3. I was ******** tired.
This morning I woke up at 9:30, with a headache, I can't even get a little high off excedrine, because if I did, my mom and dad would look at me odd.
You know those parents "How was your day at school?" "Ok." "That's it?" "That's it." "Learn anything?" "Um... I learned that the sharp for La is Li..." "What does that mean?" "Nevermind..."
Yep, that's my mom.
My dad " smile " "Can we go to wendys?" "Mary, you're a eating machine" "You know they give us a handfull of bread crumbs at school everyday." "But you get 4 dollars to buy food!" "1 dollar for pop, 2.15 for a salad, .25 for extra dressing, that leaves 60 cents, Dad, and I normally use my allowance to buy ice cream, every other day." "Why don't you go out with the seniors to Taco bell?" "Because the Seniors can walk out of the lunch room and not have any questions asked!"
That's my dad.
I love my parents, I inheritated my weirdness, mostly from my dad.
whee
See-ya! heart
Final thought: My Parents are weird. Christian is cute. Remy needs to get online. I want to meet his brother.
The Slipper Whore · Sun Apr 30, 2006 @ 03:27pm · 0 Comments |
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Weird a** Saturdays..
It seems like everyone cool has a online journal, but who likes cool people?
Kidding, but seriously, my REAL journal is exploding with dirt on me, and I keep it in my purse(big purse) and EVERYONE gets into my purse, so I might as well put it online, where people I don't know can tell everyone that I assisted in stealing a car. xd
Ok, let's start with a hot topic in my head right now. CHRISTIAN. Sweet, cute, nice, full blown outstanding guy that I kissed today.
The story starts at 6am this morning. "Mary!" "WHAT THE EFF%)*^%)^&$ DO YOU WANT?" "What time are you getting up?" "WELL I'M EFF&%$^%%^ UP NOW, AIN'T I?!" "Okay!" "OKAY????????? THAT IS ALL YOU WANTED TO ASK ME?" "Yeah!" I whispered to myself "I effing hate her some times." I plopped my head back into the pillow.
Well, apparently I knocked my cell off my bed stand during the night, and it started to ring. THUD! I fell off my silky slidy sheets into a basket of clean clothes. "FLARG-AGH-MA-BA!" I make up thing to stop from cursing...
I guess I walked to the bathroom, but I don't remember it. I remember sculding water, when I cut myself shaving my legs, and dropping the hair dryer on my foot, all three times I used the word "FSSSSH-AH-CH-OW!"
I remember hugging my Kathryn until we got into the bus at 8am. Then we talked and listen to her MP3, or something like that, I-pod, I don't know what it's called. I fell asleep on her. She's the most comfortable person to sleep on, which is amazing, because she's taller, weighs less, and is skinnier than me, which is hard to be, so yeah.
The trip took two and a half hours there, and three and a half hours back!
We got a 2, which is reeeeeallly good.
On the way back, everyone was restless, so they started yelling and waving at cars. I was like "Kat, let's play with sticky hands." "What????" I got 17 sticky hands out of a gumball machine, while I was trying to get this awesome pink ball, on spring break(Last week, I had a productive spring break), me and Lydia used 14 of them. We started playing with two of them, and I shot one into the back of the bus accidentally, Christian, a long-time-child-hood-friend-turned-total-hottie, caught it. Christian was like "HAHAH! Who threw this at me?" I raised my hand, and was like "Guilty" he flung it at me. So I shot mine back, I gave one to Jackie and we had a ball, for like ten minutes. I sat next to Christian and talked for a while, while my Kathryn slept. We got in a one-on-one sticky hand fight. Jackie threw a blanket on us, then I got oddly romantic. I was on top of him, he had his hand behind my head, and we kinda, just kissed. After 3 seconds of kissing, Jackie rips the blanket off... Now it's weird, I don't know what's up between me and him, was it one of those "Right time, right place, but it will never happen again" things?
Whatever, WHATEVER, it's the weekend, I'm eating Tacobell, and waiting for Remy, nothing really matters, but I can't wait till monday while the rumors have stewed over the weekend! Will it be that we're going out? That we're going to Prom together? That I'm pregnant? I just can't wait to see!
I've always wondered why people hate rumors "Ruining their reputations" and all that non-sensical stuff. Like it MaTtErS! I'm pregnant with his baby, and it's gonna be a boy, I'm naming it David. Rumors are secondary sources that get created in peoples imaginations. Once in a while, they have some truth behind them, once, ONCE,OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE, in a GREAT while, they are totally true, but why is it your business to get into other peoples business anyhow?
Final thought: Christian is hot. Remy and I are having children, and Me, Miranda, Kathryn, Chelsey, Jackie, and Katy are moving down to Louisiana, so I can be with Remy, and Jude.
The Slipper Whore · Sun Apr 30, 2006 @ 01:18am · 0 Comments |
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