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i now have some family guy lyrics:
But i'm yours:
[Talking]
Lois: Well I think your the sweetest man in the whole world

Peter: Well this guy ain't going anywhere. Hey, let me tell you something...

[Sings]
I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse
Lois: You do okay
Peter: I drink to much, and leave the cans around the house
Lois: Well you do, do that
Peter: And once I cleaned up Stewie's dooty with your blouse
Lois: WHAT?!
Peter: I maybe thoughtless
Lois: No your not
Peter: I maybe sloppy
Lois: Well a little
Peter: I maybe stupid
Lois: Well alot
Peter: But I'm Yours

[Lois Sings]
Your figure isn't always what it ought to be
Peter: Ha, I gottalose five pounds
Lois: But roly poly bellies never bothered me
Peter: Thank you!
Lois: Or when you scream for hours when you hurt your knee
Peter: Shhh, AHHH, I maybe chubby
Lois: Well two-ninety six
Peter: I maybe lazy
Lois: Sorry two-ninety eight
Peter: I maybe clumsy
Lois: Only often
Peter: But I'm Yours

Lois: But if one day a rapist attacked me...
Peter: I would use him to mop up the street!
Lois: You would?
Peter: You bet, I gotta left hook
Lois: What if he was big?
Peter: I gotta right hook
Lois: What if it was a women?
Peter: I gotta camera, friggin sweet!

Both: I maybe brainless... I maybe worthless
Peter: I maybe Irish, But I'm Yours

Lois: And would you wash the dishes if I ask ya too; That kinda thing would make a woman's dream come true
Peter: I'll do it when this very special coach is through
Lois: Would you empty the trash?
Peter: I gotta backache
Lois: Would you fix the toilet?
Peter: I gotta headache
Lois: Will you vacuum the den?
Peter: I gotta p***s
Lois: You're a sexist
Peter: But I'm Yours

Lois: They say a man should treat his lady like a prize; They got his deed to worship with the door in ice
Peter: But I would do that freaky thing of humping guys...
I maybe fobic
I maybe stinky
I maybe farting (Farts)
But I'm Yours

Lois: Would you brave any harder to save me?
Peter: I would slay any foes by the stores!
Lois: Lions?
Peter: I gotta shot-gun
Lois: Tigers?
Peter: I gotta blow-torch
Lois: The Christian rights
Peter: I gotta porno
Lois: That'll do it
Peter: Cuz I'm Yours

Both: I maybe dopey, I maybe messy, I maybe Peter, and I'm Yours

The Q-man loves nobody:

Lyrics:

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself
I never knew how twisted a fella could be
Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee

Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience
Oh, I'm sorry, babe, I wasn't listenin' what?
You really are a total scum
If only you could see the man that you've become

Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And, boy, I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin' self

All right, whatever your problem is7y
Just get it off your breast, chest

I thought you gave me your heart
I gave you VD, isn't that enough?
You said that we'd never part
Oh, I was just kiddin'

You gave me your lover's vow
Ha, if you really thought I meant it
You ought to get your head examined right now

You'd tell me you'd never stray
Well, that's 'cause we hadn't had sex yet
And then you just walked away.
Ain't I a stinker
Your attitude really stank
Look, you don't need to be a genius to see
That I was givin' you the yank yank

What else did you BS me about?
Well, since you asked

Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block
To grab a couple boozers with a pal?
Yeah, you had a friend from college that you had to meet
Nah, I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet
(What?)

'Member when I said I had a dental checkup
Well, let me say I give quite a root canal, oh right
You promised me that you'd be true
Hey, to me you're just v****a number 602

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody but my own
Sweet flippin' self

What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit?

You're the most insensitive man I've ever met
Oh, that's not true, I've got feelings same as the next guy
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset
Oh, I'm sorry
So how 'bout a hand job?

'Cause the "Q" man loves nobody
You really love nobody?
And boy I mean nobody
And boy you mean nobody
But my own sweet flippin' self

C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you
I'll buy you some lingerie
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity