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WARNING THIS JOURNAL WILL MAKE YOU s**t BRICKS eek
it also includes bull s**t that doesn't make sense and character that shouldn't be in here. sweatdrop

The raccoon army was always a myth, something my people would use to scare the youngens into there place. Follow my "adventure" into the raccoon world I wrote about instead of read yaoi heart

"Ow watch it you ugly piece of carpet!" I screamed harshly.
Hehehe carpet.
The grey and black raccoon looked extremely hurt. His partner, I have come to call him Otoy. Naruto (haha yeah whatever in my dreams)
nudged me while snickering at my oh so clever joke.
"good one Silver."
The racoon turned red if that is even possible and slapped the young ninja's face.
"Oo I'm so scared." Said Itachi emotionlessly before spitting on the smaller one I've named Como. Como hissed, clearly mad since he loses so much digity every mission. "Shut the he doudle hockey sticks up!"
Itachi coldly rolled his eyes, "What you mean hell? Afraid to cuss little vermin?"
Como frowned before turning to leave the empty battle field.
The ground was splattered with blood, the wind wasn't helping me calm down. I was so.. so ..mad! First these raccoons come and challenge me to a a Sorry game and then they have the nerve to win?!
How dare someone beats me! The greatest player since Sweeny Todd!!
....
Although i don't think Sweeny Todd played Sorry... or any board games for that mattter.
...... shut up.
Itchi turned to me clearly angry. Well I thought he LIKED animals, my bad!

(continue later)