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Work is going crazy...people quiting and getting fierd left and right...I fierd someone...too bad I'm not the boss cause it would be fun to go up to someone and tell em they're fierd. I was thinking about changing my last name today...I would like a cool last name like...p***s, that would be great. or sex....that also would be funny...change my middle name to yuwant...sept I'll only tell girls my last name..............I need a shower.

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Captains Log Star Date 010105

New years. The time for the stupid to become more stupid. How is that possible you ask? People make promisses to themselves to fix their sorry little insignificant lives, but never follow through with it. It's a fools hope and dream to ever think that anyone can be changed just by saying "This year I'm going to work out and not be lazy and fat". Actions speak louder than words. Stop saying you're going to TRY to do it and just do it already. There is no such thing as TRY, but go on with telling yourself this year is going to be different. TRY to tell yourself that it'll all be okay. You're all fools, nothing is okay and nothing will change or get better. Hope is lost for the majority.

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Captains log, star date 123104.

I was at work today. It was a nice 7 hours of making food for very picky people who like to whine. I ruined someones day today by putting a little too much sauce on their pizza. Now in case you haven't already guessed, because you are SO smrt, I am a cook at a Pizza place. Boston Pizza to be exact. All in all it wasn't a bad day. The other day was one of the worst days I've had there. Some guy stole my purple Koolaid! I was shocked and apauled that he would do something like that. I had ten pouches of lunch type purple Koolaid. I had one the night before, when I went to get it the next day there was three left! I was really mad. Usually I'm not one to get mad. Well I'm going to bed no I'm pretty tierd.

I'll leave you with a bit of advice:
Never wash your hands, forget to dry them, then go outside in -20 weather and help move a steel dumpster. You'll be stinging for a while.

Soraducky signing off.............

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