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You know...Today i just realized how much i hate retards and autistic kids...
(STORY 1:Retards)So..Theres a guy named alejandro in my class.Sure,He is my friend,but he can be so ******** annoying...
(LUNCH)
Alejandro:*Sees me eating chips*Yo man can i have one of those(From a different table,he calls me)
Me:*Ignores*
Frank:Hey alejandro is calling you man.
Alejandro:Ey man can i have some chips?!
Me:*Ignores(>_< wink *
Alejandro razz LEEEAASEEE MAN?!!!!?!!?!?
Lazaro:Hey alejandro's calling you dude!
Me:*Ignores*
Alejandro: HEY PLEEEAASEE MANN PLEEEAAASEE?!??!!?!??!!?
Frank:Just answer him,man.
Me:No man,do you know what its like having him over at your house?I would rather die.
Frank,Javier,Lazaro:*ROFL*
Alejandro: HEY PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE MAN CMON!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
(And so forth)
Then..Theres a Semi-Autistic person in my class,Named Benj
(STORY 2:"Advanced class" wink
Ms.Morris:Ok does every body understand?
Me,Javier,Lazaro,Sera,Analisse,Ana,Adriana,Deborah:Yes
Benj:You know that reminds me of a story,one time my brother was-
Everyone:STFU.
(Science period)
Javier:Whats the baddest injury you've ever seen?
Me:I saw a guy get his entire body knived.
Frank:Shot by a cannon.
Lazaro:*Thinking*
Javier:Me,personally,I---
Benj:You know that reminds me of a story,where my brother ACTUALLY got his index finger---
Everyone:STFU.
Benj:*Still talking through our STFU* Cut off by a BIKE CHAIN.
Me and Frank:Yeah we heard you the first Ten ******** thousand times you told the god damn story,you dickface.
(Physical Education[Ben/Alejandro Crossover])
*Me,Frank,Javier,Lazaro,Alejandro,Aaron,And Ben playing Volleyball*
Me:*Hits the ball and it skims the top*
Alejandro:NO NO NO YOU HIT THE NET YOU HIT THE NET!!
Frank:Yeah but not the middle,And it still went over.
(Later)
Alejandro:*Blatantly hits the middle and it goes under the net*
Lazaro:Foul!
Alejandro:NO NO NO BECAUSE WHEN YOU DID IT IT COUNTED!
Javier:Yeah,But it didnt go under you dickface.
Alejandro:YEAH IT DID!!!
Frank:No it ********.
Benj:You know this reminds me of a story when--
Everyone:STFU.
Aaron:*Remains in complete silence*
(Later)
Frank:*Throws the ball and it hits the ground on their side*
Alejandro:*Makes a retarded hand-gesture*OUT OF BOUNDS.
All of us:No,It wasnt...
Alejandro:YEAH IT WAS!!!!!!!
Me:*Thinks:Omg ******** retard...*
(Later)
*They drop it on their side of the net*
Javier razz oint!
Alejandro:NOOO!!!NO!!!!!THAT DUZNT COUNT!!!
Me:Yeah it does,It hit the floor so thats a point for us.
Alejandro:NU UH.
(Hes clearly a talented volleyvall player,As he definatley knows the rules)
(Later)
All of us:*After being pissed of too many times by the retard and his make beleive rules,We go to play 4 square*
(STORY 3)
Ok,This girl isnt retarded,Or autistic,But she gets on E-VER-Y-ONE'S
Nerves.She ******** takes advantage of her handicapps.Her name is sera.
(LUNCH)
Me biggrin id you ******** see what sera did today?Skipped us all because shes got a ******** broken leg?
Frank:I know,I got a broken arm,But i dont skip everyone.
Me:I had my appendix out,But i dont skip everyone.*Does a mimic of sera's voice*"Oh you see my broken leg?Well,Let me tell you my life story"
Lazaro,Javier,Frank:*ROFL*
Javier:I had 3 god-damned surgery's,but im not gonna go skip people.
Me:*Does another mimic*"Oh,I have a broken leg,My leg could stay this size for the rest of my life because i hit my growth plate",Shes so full of s**t,If i didnt go to the hospital when i did,I would be dead.She probably didnt even hit her growth plate,Shes just saying that to get more attention.
I disable comments because i know fags are gonna come over and tell me about,"Oh your wrong!They cant help it!Its just the way they are!"
I dont give a ******** go post your bullshit somewhere else.
 Hyde1212 · Fri Dec 11, 2009 @ 12:42am · 0 Comments |
