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Look inside of me
What can you see?
A joker?
A worker?
What can you see?
A lover?
A fighter?
What can I see?
A person who can joke around and have fun.
A person who will work hard and achieve the stars.
What can I see?
A loving friend who is always there.
A person who will fight for their beliefs.
What you see
and
What I see
Can be different
and
The same.
It is how you look at it
When you look inside me.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.


CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHATA man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

]The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Username: Lil_Koos_Dibble
Name: Taja Fang
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Anthro Type: Snow leopard
Project Name: Felidae

Appearance: Lean but muscular build, She looks like a leopard that walks on two legs, except she has a human face. Her eyes are a blue gray. Her fur is only on her tail and torso, but the spots are everywhere. She also has long (3 inch) canine teeth and retractable claws. She has leopard ears and light brown hair that is shoulder length.

Bio: Father was the one that made her this way, because she had a rare disease and he hoped to cure it. Mom has been long dead.
Personality: Quiet, calm. She will only fight if she feels forced to.
Powers/Abilities: Speed is her main 'power', but her cat side allows her jump 40ft high and gives her excellent balance and flexibility. She is also unaffected by severe cold.

Roleplay Sample: She stalked the other anthro from high above. The wall was easy for her to navigate, and her 'prey' didn't seem to notice, or it was just stupid. Her calmness usually kept her in check, but this anthro had ticked her off too many times. She lept down, landing behind him, silently, perfectly. "Going somewhere?" She asked in a deadly voice.

Life is Hell
Death is Beauty
War makes peace
Peace makes war
The darkness brings light
And Light brings darkness

And only by coming through it all, do we see the fruits of our labor. And know the sweetness of triumph, to hold someone dear to you, and to never want to let go. To know that life ends for everyone eventually, and to know your life was well spent. And to know that when your time comes, only you can judge your actions. Only you will know the cost of hours spent day after day and thinking it was all pointless, when it wasn't. You will look back and know the meaning of life.

That nothing is pointless. Everyone and everything has a purpose here and now.

Everything you do or say has a purpose, words and actions can't be taken back. Hate is a human emotion, not a sin. So be human, live your life to the fullest.

Just don't be a dumbass.