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The Boring and Tedious Life of Chris (otherwise known as Jury Dooty)
I don't know what I'm doing here, typing a pharagraph as it is were a diary. I just suddenly got this idea that maybe I wouldn't be as psycotic if I wrote down my problems instead of taking them out on small children and dead people.
11,002 Things To Be Miserable About


Death
Life
Hitler
Erectile dysfuction
Used-car salesmen
Your face
Spam (the e-mail)
Spam (the processed meat product)
Vomiting
Blind dates with ugly people
Getting old
Dying young
Victims of lead-based paint
Fake English accents
February
Global warming
Red wine hangovers
The passage of time
Broken condoms
Dead puppies
The conditions of migrant laborers
Liberal guilt
Your boss
The existence of other people
All the books you will never read before you die


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