Doctors around the world have many ways to diagnose serious mental problems....they run all sorts of tests ranging from hitting your knees with that little hammer thingy to removing part of your brain and adding chemicals that do nothing except change the color of the tissue...then they charge you too much for all those tests that didn't really do anything since they knew you were crazy in the first 10 minutes of seeing you!! blaugh .....This test of mine is way better than that and cheaper too!!
If you are normal, this sentance should look like this:
If you are normal, this sentance should look like this. 3nodding
If you are dyslexic, this sentance should look like this:
ksjdfoawiejriowjeotiu aerotoerjtoerti etuaeoi rtowruet. sweatdrop
If you are paranoid, this sentance should look like this:
If you--OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMEONE BEHIND ME!!!...oh, heh heh...it's my shadow....okay...if you are--DEAR GOD SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY BACK!!!...no wait....my imagination....heh.....right...If you... lol
If you are psyzophrenic, this sentance should look like this:
If you are psyzophrenic, this sentance should look like this?....weird...looks just like the original....I don't get it....do you?
Nah...I don't get it either....what an idiot...who writes the same thing twice? Beats me....Hey! wanna go get something to eat! Yeah! I'm craving Pizza! Really!! Me too!....isn't it wierd that we're always in the mood for the same thing? confused
If you are high, this sentance should look like this:
Whoa man....look at the colors!!....isn't this like....Awsome!...man I've got the munchies....has anyone got like....some chips or something? eek
If you have ADD, this sentance should look like this:
If you--Whoa!! look! There's a Spongebob marathon on right now!....Oh....I smell brownies!!....Hey look!- blaugh
If you are bipolar, this sentance should look like this:
If you are bipolar...oh my gosh....that's so sad.. ..I can't believe there are people out there with these problems...I just can't- scream SCREW THEM ALL...BUNCH OF WHINING LITTLE NOBODIES WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN READ GARBAGE ALL DAY AND WHINE AND-I feel so bad for them....I wonder if there is anything I could do to help! emo
And finally, if you are in denial, this sentance should look like this:
WTF!! I am not in denial!!...I don't have any of these things!!...What! I don't!!...Stop looking at me like that!!!...I'm fine!!...You know what! I don't need this!!...I'm leaving!! stressed
<if you really do have any of these things...sorry!! sweatdrop ....I not trying to be mean...so please don't hurt me!! 4laugh Thank you!!>
