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It's okay people...The Death Metal songs will be back here soon...lets try something that i know is true cuz i've done all of this...even carry a dead body (it was a 165 lb ******** heavy...and no I'm not weak...we were ten...i'm 17 now)

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents dad/mom

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "bullcrap" ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
REAl FRiENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

Good FRIENDS:Will help you carry a couch
Best FRIENDS: Will help you carry a dead body.