If I said that I might commit suicide, what might you say?
What? You don't think that I have it in me?
Don't underestimate anyone.
Especially not me.
I was joking, hope you took it seriously.
If you thought that I might commit suicide, HA!
Cause you don't know me.
No one does anymore.
And why is that?
Maybe because you are holding a grudge about something stupid.
Maybe you judge me by how I look.
Maybe you have no real friends, so you don't know when you see a potential.
I'm a nut.
That's a metaphor.
Know why?
Cause I'm hard on the outside, but once you crack me open, you see how I am on the inside.
But no one does that anymore.
Know why?
Because of the lazy flu.
Don't want to leave the computer chair.
Not even when I introduce myself.
Cause if you don't know me, or I'm not your friend, I don't exist.
Because all that talking-in-person-and-becoming-friends-the-old-fashioned-way is hard and completely comfusing.
Also too much effort.
But I won't take it personally.
Cause you don't know me well enough to hurt me at all.
So I guess I'll stay with my friends.
And guess what?
It means you don't exist.
What? You don't think that I have it in me?
Don't underestimate anyone.
Especially not me.
I was joking, hope you took it seriously.
If you thought that I might commit suicide, HA!
Cause you don't know me.
No one does anymore.
And why is that?
Maybe because you are holding a grudge about something stupid.
Maybe you judge me by how I look.
Maybe you have no real friends, so you don't know when you see a potential.
I'm a nut.
That's a metaphor.
Know why?
Cause I'm hard on the outside, but once you crack me open, you see how I am on the inside.
But no one does that anymore.
Know why?
Because of the lazy flu.
Don't want to leave the computer chair.
Not even when I introduce myself.
Cause if you don't know me, or I'm not your friend, I don't exist.
Because all that talking-in-person-and-becoming-friends-the-old-fashioned-way is hard and completely comfusing.
Also too much effort.
But I won't take it personally.
Cause you don't know me well enough to hurt me at all.
So I guess I'll stay with my friends.
And guess what?
It means you don't exist.
