Going to post.. like.. everything here...
People you wish you knew squeek monster

Shawn

Schan

Shane

brandieshaneshelbymonster
These are the people I hang out with everyday! You must feel jealous D:ME
When I get home, I relax, play my guitar, play video games, listen to music, read novels, talk with my friends, eat granola bars for snacks, and draw.
On the weekends I hang with my friends at the skate park, mall, and the open school campuses around my house. I do this anyways, but only if someone calls me and wants me to meet up with them somewhere.
I enjoy: drawing, riding my bike, making friends, eating a good meal, feeling like I did something worth while today, playing video games, getting hugs, getting kisses, not getting shoved down the stairs xD, dancing, reading, burritos... and playing outdoor sports like Football, Soccer, and Bludgen Ball (PM me if you wanna know what BB is)
I dislike: Menstrual cramps, the blood that never stops, annoying people, when my pencil breaks, when my pen runs out of ink, when I accidently turn off my gameboy without saving ):, and having lost my favorite Rayman game TTT^TTT
Quick summary of an RP between me and Kantara. :B I repeat, this is a SUMMARY. Azi and Vinny met in a special private school when they were little. Around 9 years old. They were both special children indeed. One being a demi-demon, and the other one a pure souled child of God.
Vinny had a growing attachment to Azi, and Azi to Vince, but when Vinny died at the age of 15 in a car crash, Azi truelly thought he was gone forever.
In truth, Jehova had planned, and killed Vincent on purpose. He was to go to heaven (being pure souled), and Jehova was to apoint him as an angel. After 2 years, Vinny came back down to Earth as an angel, but with 3 hellhounds to accompany him (Frank, Es Tango, and Ko).
Azi in the meantime had unleashed the evil within him, having been a servant for Lucifer, and now nearly brainwashed with pure darkness.
Vinny found Azi, and soon they had engaged in a heart breaking, and Earth shattering battle between good and evil. After many hours of aching hearts, and bleed flesh, Vincent finally took Azi down.. Or to be specific.. Up. He had swooped down in the middle of battle and took Azi in his arms, kissing him passionatly. The loud enraging voices in Azi's head were soon drowned out as he fell into the arms of his true love.
After that, Vinny had become a fallen angel. Having fallen in love with another guy, and none the less, that his love was a servant of Lucifer.
Azira had been bannished from Hell, having disobeyed direct orders, and having fallen in love with one of Jehova's angels.
Then there was alot of pain and angst when Vinny got his wings ripped off and Azi was captured and tortured for 4 years by the demons of hell... and then they love eachother forrevah and evah..
THE END :B
Questions on a science quiz on the computer:What are brooms used for?
A) Sweeping
B) Getting cats out of trees
C)Changng lightbulbs
D) Poking sleeping bears
What do the wheels on a car do?
A) Helps the car fly
B) Helps catch fish
C) Propels the car through outerspace
D) Helps the car roll with less friction
What do the wheels on the toy car do?
A) Help the car roll
B) Explode
C) Drive the car up the wall
D) Nothing
How do you change a lightbulb?
A) Smash it with a hammer
B)Shove it in the light socket
C) Twist it into the light socket
D) Pay the electric bill
Those are just the ones I remember. There were questions after these asking what kind of simple machine each object was.. So it wasn't all completely stupid.
Lunch quotesMatt *sitting between Tyler and Will eating lunch* ..
Will: .... I LOVE YOU TYLER (:
Tyler: .... I LOVE YOU TOO WILL (: *Hugs Will*
Will: *Hugs Tyler*
Matt: *Stuck in between them* AAAUUUGGGH!!! I'm being squished between your MAN TITS!!!
Tyler is 5 foot 10 inches and built like a rock
Will is 6 foot 2 and normal body type, but about 179lbs because of his height
Matt is like... what? 5 foot 3? He was seriously SQUISHED between them. xD
Matt was all like, "I was stuck between your guys' ******** man cleavage!!! I swear I got a n****e in the ear!! "

Matt: Hey! Don't you guys dare try huggin again! I'll punch you both in the balls!
Tyler: Naww..
Tyler and Will: ....... >_>
Tyler: I LOVE YOU WILL
Will: I LOVE YOU TOO TYLER *hugs*
Tyler: *hugs*
Matt: AAUGH D: WTF YOU GUYS *squished*
Will: Woah! Matt! Wth, you like GRABBED my wang!
Matt: Nuhuh! Tyler hit my elbow and I was all like "ACK"
Tyler: Well
Matt: Anyways, I grabbed someone's hand
Will: Both of my hands were up because I was hugging Tyler. That was probably Tyler's hand!
Tyler: ._.U well...
Will: DUDE, your hand was like under my BALLS'
Tyler: Well I was trying to hug you!!! D: But Matt kept getting in my way!
Matt: D: < WTF DUDE!! You guys were crushing me with your man tits!!
Tyler: ... You took my toothpaste!!
Me: Hey Tyler.. I bet my balls are bigger than yours!
Tyler: Nuhuh, I bet mine are bigger!!
Me and Tyler: *Take off the metal-ball necklaces and compare*
Me: DAMN! Your balls ARE bigger than mine!
Tyler: Aha! I win
Me: Well those other balls you have are only half the size of mine
Me and Tyler: .....
Me: Yeah well I bet my p***s is bigger than yours!!
Tyler: I bet it is! You got me and Matt pregnant!! :0
Me: I know, I'm so proud... n__n

I'LL DRAW FOR YOU.
PLEASE PM ME.
I FEEL RETARDED.QUOTES FROM CHARAS:Shawn: Do us all a favor and kiss my shiny, black a**!
Nir: Stop trying to crash the damned car!!!
Sergio: I will not hesitate to kill us all in the process!!
Pip: Naawwww...
Vincent: Can I have another cookie?
Caity: Where are the house keys?
Tyler: Where did I park my car last night?
Eddie: Get my beanie off your head before I hate you in a violent way.
Will: Who says that?
Matt: Heh, you beaner...
Layana: Stop having sex on the couch!! It leaves stains.
Garrett: I am... Moocho Moocho Macho Meano Beano Manwhoplaysguitar! *pose*
Cain: You cracktard!
Lucios: Get the hell away from me
Justin: Stop eating all of the icecream!
Anakin Skywalker: Dont make me killz joo.
Lokki: ... Want any tea?
Kyle: Throw the damned frisbee!
Steve: ******** off. D:
Jenn: Stop smoking all the weed!
Zee: Get off of me! I aint your bed!
KEEP YOUR FORK

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Carol, but you can call me John or Steve
Birthday: 10-07-91
Birthplace: Tampa
Current Location: ): My chair
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish, Russian, Austrian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My chucks that I coloured all over
Your Weakness: Ska boys
Your Fears: Getting eaten by Chelsea's v****a of death
Your Perfect Pizza: Black Olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally get off my a** and get a new hacky sack
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Crack
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it Flip-flop day?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: around 10pm
Your Most Missed Memory: my memories from the 90s
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No difference to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappi
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No xD
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sorta I guess
Are you a Health Freak: Not really I guess
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone who works with Disney
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden
In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Anything
Weight: Not too fat xD
Best Clothing Style: Ska and punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: None :0 omg I bet none of you would have guessed
Number of CDs I own: I forget
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Alot