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Marche: Hey Chiko!
Chiko: What!
Marche: Woh, Did you voice change?
Chiko: No! I was just doing my Meatwad impression. So what do you want?
Marche: Well, apparently Montblanc left a mission for us to do before he died.
Chiko: So.
Marche: It's says here that we have to do it by the end of today, or we get fed to a black hole.
Black hole: FEED ME!
Judge: Shut up! We know already!
Chiko: Okay, so what's the mission?
Marche: Teach at a preschool.
Chiko: Piece of cake.

~later that day-at the preschool~

Teacher: Thank you for coming. I'm going to the spa, so good luck.
Chiko: Well this sucks.
Marche: I know what we can do.*pulls out a guitar and starts to sing*
Hey kids, its time to use the "F" word

******** ******** ******** ********...

...living
******** dieing,
******** laughing
******** crying
******** this song,
But mostly ******** You
******** love, hate and friends
******** following trends,
******** this song,
Cant wait till it ends.

******** everything,
But ******** you the most
******** everyone
But ******** you the most,
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post
******** you the most, ******** you

******** old school
******** new school
******** not cool
******** too cool
******** giving ironically lame
******** giving advice
******** trying to be nice
******** you and you know who you are

******** everything,
But ******** you the most
******** everyone
But ******** you the most,
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post
Yeah, ******** you the most, ******** you

******** you, ******** you, ******** you, ******** you, ******** you
Chiko: We're ******** screw.
Kids: ******** you, ******** you
-Teacher walks back in-
Teacher: WTF.

~A few hours later~

Black hole: YEAH FOOD!
Judge: shut up already*throws Marche and Chiko in*
Chiko: Thanks a lot Marche!