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Darkeclipse74 [3:40 P.M.]: You know what, i not going to let some guy make me really sad.
******** it, if he wants to leave me from some other chick and then think he can come back to me, well, he is wrong.
-sigh-
I just wish for once, just once, one of the guys I date isn't a total blow off, wrong discussion or jerk.
Darkeclipse74 [3:41 P.M.]: i mean, whitney, is there something wrong with me.
Am I ugly.
Strach that,, i know I'm not ugly nor fat nor annoying.
Maybe I'm not what guys look for anymore?
Darkeclipse74 [3:41 P.M.]: Lol....your not there are you?
JokeyMaker [3:41 P.M.]: sorry, was peeing
JokeyMaker [3:42 P.M.]: and you know what?!
Darkeclipse74 [3:42 P.M.]: What?
JokeyMaker [3:42 P.M.]: Guys arnt how they used to be
Darkeclipse74 [3:42 P.M.]: hows that? sweet and sensitive and don't see reason in cheating on there are so perfect girlfriend that gave them everything, with a slut?
JokeyMaker [3:43 P.M.]: yeah, the guys in the 50's dressed nice, had manners, and cared for their women
Darkeclipse74 [3:43 P.M.]: Bullshit, they have always been like that. Not one single guy in this world isn't a player, even through highschool, there so immmature
Darkeclipse74 [3:44 P.M.]: true. true.....but the fifties are long gone darling, we are stuck in the shity 20s
Darkeclipse74 [3:44 P.M.]: 21'st centuray whatevers
JokeyMaker [3:44 P.M.]: haha
JokeyMaker [3:44 P.M.]: yeah...
JokeyMaker [3:44 P.M.]: I think im gonna be single forever
JokeyMaker [3:44 P.M.]: because guys suck
Darkeclipse74 [3:44 P.M.]: You know what, i think i'm gonnna go gay
JokeyMaker [3:44 P.M.]: lol
JokeyMaker [3:45 P.M.]: thats what everyone says
Darkeclipse74 [3:45 P.M.]: i mean, i don't really think sex is all that great, and I never liked the idea of some guy's p***s in me and getting pregent from it
Darkeclipse74 [3:45 P.M.]: I don't want kids
Darkeclipse74 [3:45 P.M.]: girls are so much more mature
Darkeclipse74 [3:46 P.M.]: and girls are always pretty and easy to find, and much of them understand your feelings
JokeyMaker [3:46 P.M.]: and guys just want sex... screw guys
Darkeclipse74 [3:46 P.M.]: but then again girls could be just as shity as guys.
Darkeclipse74 [3:46 P.M.]: yeah.....you know what. from here on out, i have no sexuality....it can screw off
Darkeclipse74 [3:47 P.M.]: .....off...off...off the wall
Darkeclipse74 [3:47 P.M.]: yeah....bithces.
JokeyMaker [3:47 P.M.]: lol
Darkeclipse74 [3:47 P.M.]: AH, i'm spelling bad because i'm mad, it's turning me into a drag, what a f**.
Darkeclipse74 [3:47 P.M.]: got bored....
JokeyMaker [3:48 P.M.]: nice ryming skillz
Darkeclipse74 [3:48 P.M.]: I know, but the f** one kinda ruins it.
Darkeclipse74 [3:49 P.M.]: I should have said.
" Ah, I'm spelling bad because i'm mad, it's turning me into a f**, what a drag."
Yes, that one makes more sense
Darkeclipse74 [3:49 P.M.]: whoo for crappy verse lines
JokeyMaker [3:49 P.M.]: hahaha
JokeyMaker [3:49 P.M.]: you should be a rapper
Darkeclipse74 [3:49 P.M.]: They take the f out of fun
Darkeclipse74 [3:49 P.M.]: Un!
JokeyMaker [3:50 P.M.]: yo yo yo
Darkeclipse74 [3:50 P.M.]: Lol.
Darkeclipse74 [3:50 P.M.]: Man imiss you, Butter knives are eviler then suspected to be.
the should put a warning label on those things
JokeyMaker [3:52 P.M.]: hahaha
JokeyMaker [3:52 P.M.]: DO NOT use knife to open pixie sticks
Darkeclipse74 [3:56 P.M.]: OMG...dude, i know, I use a knife to open a bag of flour.
you can count on it i don't need to decorate my kitchen for christmas, it's already going to be a white christmas
Darkeclipse74 [3:57 P.M.]: Yeah for snow angels on mum's walls!
Darkeclipse74 [3:57 P.M.]: I don't think she would call it my best art though.
LOl
JokeyMaker [3:58 P.M.]: lol
JokeyMaker [3:58 P.M.]: nice.
Darkeclipse74 [3:59 P.M.]: yeah, she was pissed
JokeyMaker [3:59 P.M.]: I bet.
Darkeclipse74 [3:59 P.M.]: more then all the pixie sticks you know!
Darkeclipse74 [4:00 P.M.]: Lol.
So what's up with you hun, you should come over this weekend and we could make coffe and roast marshmellows that look like are ex boyfriend over the fire.
Darkeclipse74 [4:00 P.M.]: ex boyfriends
Darkeclipse74 [4:00 P.M.]: or enemies, whicever ones
JokeyMaker [4:00 P.M.]: lol, maybe sunday
Darkeclipse74 [4:01 P.M.]: sunday, eh, there so lame though sundays are days to sleep in and ******** off and what not. Saturdays are those rainbowish happy sunshiny, okay, yeah group friend days.
JokeyMaker [4:02 P.M.]: I know but rachels spending the night saturday
Darkeclipse74 [4:02 P.M.]: i wanna spend nitgh to.
Darkeclipse74 [4:02 P.M.]: please!!!
JokeyMaker [4:02 P.M.]: hahaha, ok, ill ask my mom when she gets home
Darkeclipse74 [4:02 P.M.]: whoo, give me your number
Darkeclipse74 [4:03 P.M.]: cause, well yeah, i always loose it
JokeyMaker [4:03 P.M.]: heh 839-0673
Darkeclipse74 [4:03 P.M.]: mines 2548978
JokeyMaker [4:03 P.M.]: I know
JokeyMaker [4:03 P.M.]: biggrin
Darkeclipse74 [4:03 P.M.]: shut up
JokeyMaker [4:03 P.M.]: you gave me it like 5 times!!
Darkeclipse74 [4:04 P.M.]: it wasn't my fualt goddamnit the monkeys werebugging me and they deleted the IM and then I lost it because i wasn't reday to write it down.
But there are no monkeys now, and I'm writing as we speack...on my arm...
JokeyMaker [4:05 P.M.]: lol wth
Darkeclipse74 [4:06 P.M.]: I'm too lazy to reach my arm out and grab the stupid paper right next to me.
OKAY!
lol....
._>
JokeyMaker [4:06 P.M.]: deformen eye
JokeyMaker [4:06 P.M.]: deformed**
Darkeclipse74 [4:07 P.M.]: plus, the arm is more prettier for some odd exsistence that doesn't exsist as so to soeak.
Darkeclipse74 [4:07 P.M.]: yeah....I missed the (. ) thingy....and now that looks like a boob
JokeyMaker [4:07 P.M.]: lol, the n****e isnt right
JokeyMaker [4:07 P.M.]: ( .Y. )
Darkeclipse74 [4:08 P.M.]: screw you it's the left boob, not both
Darkeclipse74 [4:08 P.M.]: and not everyon's nipples are brillantly centralized
JokeyMaker [4:08 P.M.]: yeah huh
Darkeclipse74 [4:09 P.M.]: Um....
Plus you got it wrong as well
it should look like this
(. Y .)
JokeyMaker [4:09 P.M.]: lol, they look retarded
Darkeclipse74 [4:09 P.M.]: mine aren't being squashed together, your's looks fake.
JokeyMaker [4:09 P.M.]: they look like cross eyed
Darkeclipse74 [4:10 P.M.]: your's, yes, why they do.
Gowd, whitney, your nipples are crosseyed
Darkeclipse74 [4:10 P.M.]: ew
JokeyMaker [4:10 P.M.]: no! yours!!
Darkeclipse74 [4:10 P.M.]: mine are pretty and perky and cute.
Darkeclipse74 [4:10 P.M.]: i have been told so.
Ha!
I win
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: oh yeahya
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: well
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: no you dont
Darkeclipse74 [4:11 P.M.]: your just jealous...lol
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: no!
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: your just mad!
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: because mine are bigger
Darkeclipse74 [4:11 P.M.]: you mean fatter?
Darkeclipse74 [4:11 P.M.]: joking
JokeyMaker [4:11 P.M.]: >.>
Darkeclipse74 [4:11 P.M.]: ^.^
You know I love ya!
JokeyMaker [4:12 P.M.]: So then you should get me a laptop ^.^
Darkeclipse74 [4:12 P.M.]: And my gurtair you promised me last christmas?
^-^
Darkeclipse74 [4:13 P.M.]: ....who remember's.I'm kidding, i like cute soft stuffed bunnies better.
JokeyMaker [4:13 P.M.]: hehehe, I never promiced you
JokeyMaker [4:13 P.M.]: I said maybe
Darkeclipse74 [4:13 P.M.]: I know, that's why i'll settle for the bunny
JokeyMaker [4:15 P.M.]: yeah you'd better!
Darkeclipse74 [4:15 P.M.]: Always
Darkeclipse74 [4:15 P.M.]: And you'll settle for the teddy?
Darkeclipse74 [4:15 P.M.]: Lol.
Darkeclipse74 [4:15 P.M.]: I like the marshmellow idea better though.
JokeyMaker [4:16 P.M.]: yummm :]
Darkeclipse74 [4:16 P.M.]: yeah, they do sound really good.
Darkeclipse74 [4:16 P.M.]: I have to go though.
See you tomorrow maybe, I'll call later too perhaps.
 Corrupted+Candy+Shop · Sat Dec 02, 2006 @ 12:19am · 0 Comments |
