Okay, this is a selection of my favorite funny and creative quotes from talking to people on AIM
razz Just so that anyone who reads this journal can enjoy them as much as I do. To protect the people that said these, I will be naming them Person1, Person2, and Person3. You can guess who said what if you like
razz And those of you who said these things, I may have fixed some quotes so that they don't reveal who said it
razz Sorry.
Person1: I have RollerCoasteritis
Person1: symptoms include the feeling of NeedForSpeed and a burning desire for aerial inversions
(those of you who have ever wanted to go out and say something along the lines of "is this the best you can do? huh?" to a big thunderstorm will understand this one
razz and those of you who are really good at denial will understand the last sentence and why this is funny)
Person1: you know, I have the strangest desire to go tempt fate
Person2: Uh oh. With what?
Person1: *shruggle* it's raining
Person2: ^_^ Rain is pretty, how can one tempt fate with the rain?
Person1: go out in it and taunt fate
Person2: ^^;;; Oh... That kind of tempting fate.
Person2: Um, you're aware that Fate is a cruel PMSing b***h, right?
Person1: XD yeah
Person1: the feeling is going away, fortunately
Person1: but if I get struck by lightning later, you'll know that I couldn't help myself
Person2: ^^;;; Don't give Fate ideas
Person1: XD it would get me out of taking my AP tests
Person2: ********! AP TESTS!
(and this was me...so there's not going to be anyone hunting me down and hurting me
razz )
Hiroshi: O.o I just sneezed out my tic-tac
Hiroshi: ...and if you quote that, I'll hurt you
Person2: I'm starting to develop a theory, which I shall call the Theory of Recurring Acronyms, or TRA for short.
Person2: I figure that, if in order to explain a concept you must refer to more than 8 acronyms, the concept isn't worth explaining.
(For those of you who don't know what's going on here, let's just say that the printer is evil incarnate. Really. It is.)
Person2: meep@meep:~$ echo "Now printer, Hiroshi just handed me the Theoretical Sword of a**-Whoop. You know what this means. You pull anything strange, and I kick your a**. Capiche?" > /dev/lp0
meep@meep:~$
Person2: AAAAH
Person2: IT'S PRINTING
Person2: XDDDD
(for those of you interested, you can see the screenshot
here.)
Person2: I repeat, this is very dangerous. If at all in doubt, answer
no. If you know exactly what you are doing, and are prepared to
hose your system, then answer Yes.
Remove the running kernel image (not recommended) [No]? Yes
Ok, proceeding with removing running kernel image.
Person2: I love Linux. XD
Person1: XD did it REALLY say that?
Person2: yup.
Person2: want a screenshot? XD
Person1: hell yes
Person2: I know what I'm doing, and I'm prepared to hose my system
Person2: so I don't see why I can't say yes
Person1: he looks like he got caught doing something he shouldn't have been doing
Person3: XD!!!
Person3: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person3: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person1: eh...I should have known XD
Person3: XD Well, what ELSE would he be doing wrong?
Person1: : one of these days I'll THINK first
Person2: can I install Linux on your calculator? ^o^
Person2: Windows and I had a very poor relationship
Person2: it wouldn't let me change the Start button to the Stop button
sad Person2: it kept complaining that I was modifying core system files
Person2: well ******** you, Windows, this is my computer and I can modify whatever s**t I want to
Person2: which is why I have a penguin "Start" button right now. ^_^
(isn't this one just SO much fun, especially taken out of context?
razz sorry, Person2)
Person2: hot damn, less yapping more stripping