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">> >>> >>>>A virgin's worst nightmare
>> >>> >>>>A girl
asks
>>her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>for the first time.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
>>it's his first time and
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
>> >>>and
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>sex.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>>
>>>>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>thinks he
>>will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>> >>>all.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>so excited for
you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>offers to
>>say grace and bows his head.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>with his head down.
>>
>>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>boyfriend, "I
>>had no idea you were this religious."
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>* * * * * * * *
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>>
>>>>
>> >>> >>>>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>>father was a pharmacist."
>> >>> >>>>