LORD FLUFFY!
20.Ask him if Rin was supposed too be hiding at the bottom of the cliff with scratches all over.
19.Tell him InuYasha left a message for him. When he asks what it was, say, "Oh, he just wanted to let you know that he was going to kill you soon"
18.When he walks in a room, point at him and yell, "Fluffy!"
17.Or "Puppy!"
16.Follow him around, humming an annoying song. (ex: It's a small world, The beer song, or even one of the InuYasha theme songs.)
15.When he's asleep, paint his claws pink.
14.Call him a he/she.
13.Tell him you thought Naraku was hotter than him.
12.Trace his demon scars while he's asleep.
11.Tell him that you wanted to be InuYasha's mate instead of his.
10.Dye his hair blue and continually snicker at him.
9.Or green.
8.Or any other funky color.
7.Kill Rin then bring her back to life with Tensaiga. (repeat)
6.Same with Jaken.
5.Braid his hair.
4.Stare at him for a long time until he asks what the matter is. Simply reply, "You have pink eye shadow on," and burst out laughing.
3.Pet his fluffy boa.
2.Only make vegtables for meals. (He's a dog-demon. He needs meat)
1.Find his left arm and use it to put on puppet shows for him and Rin.
Ok, now Kurama-kun's turn!
20.Stare into space for a few hours while he's talking to you.
19.Dye his hair orange.
18.Give him purple contacts for a gift.
17.Force him to be Juliet in the school play...While Hiei is Romeo.
16.Buy him hair ribbons of any color accept red. (try black)
15.Instead of giving roses to show you love him, give him tissues folded to look like roses.
16.Say that you are allergic to flowers, then take a boquet(sp?) of roses from Kuwabara or Yusuke.
15.Pretend that you are his shadow. Dress like him, talk like him, act like him. (really works if you wear a red wig and green contacts)
14.Tell him Koenma wanted to speak to him about a really important mission. When he goes to go into Koenma's office, mumble that you accidentally knocked him out and he'd be asleep for at least a week.
13.Don't talk to him all day, then yell at him for ignoring you when he's about to go to sleep.
12.Pretend not to understand him.
11.Tell him you heard Hiei saying his name while he was asleep.(makes Kurama blush and Hiei angry)
10.Give him his rose whip after using it with your night with Hiei.
9.Put makeup on him while he's asleep(lipstick, eyeshadow, blush, the works), then, when he wakes up, yell, "It was him/her!" and point at one of the other YYH members.
8.Beg him to tutor you.
7.If he says yes, continually get distracted by dumb things.(ex: Butterfly, eraser, your bangs)
6.Tell him you saw him on the show, Girls gone Wild and he was the best looking girl there.
5.Braid his hair before he goes to bed. When he wakes up, unbraid it so his hair is wavy for the rest of the day.
4.Tell him that Hiei was totally just hitting on him.
3.Beg for his rose, then, when he gives it to you, say it was to ugly, and burn it.
2.Ask what his name is...over and over untill he slips and says Youko Kurama.
1.Get him drunk and have him sing the song that never ends. He'll soon realize he can't stop.
Ok, finally, everyone's favorite Fire/ice demon! Hiei-chan!
20.Dye his hair, clothes, and anything else you can get of his, pink.
19.Dye the white star in his hair bubblegum pink and call him bubble boy.
18.Everytime he says, "Hn," act as his interpretor(sp) and say that he wants to do Kurama.
17.Snuggle next to him on a couch. whenever he slides down, quickly do the same until he can't go any further. You'll soon find he'd rather sit on the floor.
16.Tell him Yukina said yes to Kuwabara when he asked her out and is now going steady with him.
15.While he's sitting in a tree stand up on a branch next to him and push him off. When he looks at you, point at the closest and dumbest thing you can think of and yell, "They did it!" Extra points if he falls for it.
14.The next time he uses Dragon of Darkness Flame, point at it and yell to no one in particular, "Mommy. I want a kitty like that!" Watch to see if Hiei blushes.
13.Ask him to sign your notebook. If he does, close the book and allow him to see the cover that says, Guys to use tracking devices on.
12.Follow him and every once in a while, yell sweet snow and run like hell.
11.Get some sweet snow and give some to everyone...but him.
10.Have a telepathic conversation with him in front of everyone, then suddenly, pull away and shout, "You and Kuwabara did what?!"
9.Act clueless in front of Yukina and say, "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you two were brother and sister..."
8.Be very annoying by singing...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes... over and over again.
7.While Hiei is training, put any CD with the Barbie Girl song on it in a CD player and play it. Watch how much Hiei messes up.
6.Follow him around while humming the Mission Impossible song. If he looks at you, stop and look up at the celing.
5.Hum the Mission Impossible theme and burst through the door to his room, roll on the floor, and point your fingers like a gun at him until he takes out his katana. Then, run like hell.
4.Give him blue contacts for a gift.
3.Ask to borrow his hair gel. When he says he doesn't have any, tell him that he's lying, because there is no way he keeps his hair up without it.
2.Hold his hand in public.
1.Make him go to a rated "G" movie with you.
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THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
I Lurve you for posting this, haha(and I am the only person that can call you that xp )
See you later, you bannana of life, you