101 ways to Annoy Sasuke xd
1. Every time he opens his mouth, laugh. And when he asks, "Why are you laughing?" reply, "What? Who’s laughing?"
2. When ever you have to use his name, call him Saskute. When he corrects you, say "Yes Saskute." And continue with what you were saying.
3. Tell him he'd look good in pink.
4. Tell him he's an emo kid.
5. Tell him he's pretty, but not nearly as pretty as Itachi.
6. Buy him bright red nail polish for his birthday and tell him it matches his eyes.
7. Insist that the sky is green.
8. Ask him where he got those red contacts and how much they cost.
9. Replace his wardrobe with pastel-colored kimonos.
10. Have your best guy-friend ask him out on a date while you "spontaneously" walk by and say "awwwww".
11. Shove him off his roof and scream, "Opps I did it again."
12. Ask him how he managed to escape the psych. ward.
13. Whenever he meets his brother sing, the "I love you" song from Barney.
14. Re-package chewed gum and give it to him while saying that he really needs it while pinching your nose.
15. Drag him into a buffet, then shout "Run, the pigs in the house" while pointing to him. The run out.
16. Randomly sing "10,000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and don't stop 'til you get to negative 10,000.
17. When ever someone makes a comment about his face sing, "Maybe its Maybelline."
18. Throw him a party at "Teddy Crafters."
19. When ever he gets really moody say "awww is it that time of the month again?"
20. Whenever you know you will be somewhere for a long time, take off your shoes, stick your feet in his face, and fall asleep.
21. When he tries to go to sleep on the weekends, sing "Wake Up" by Hilary Duff.
22. Watch "The Notebook" over and over and force him to watch it every time.
23. Make him go to confession every Sunday.
24. Point to the bite on his neck and ask, "Did Orochimaru give you a hickey?"
25. Spontaneously grab his hands and prance around singing, "Ring around the Rosies."
26. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
27. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
28. Go around saying you taught him everything he knows.
29. Chew bubble gum all the time. Should he try to talk to you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
30. Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
31. Apparate (as Kakashi does) into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....
32. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
33. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Itachi. Re-enact all of Itachi's victories over him in a particularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
34. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drum roll.
35. Encourage him to "think happy thoughts!"
36. Ask him to give you written summaries of his plots for revenge Correct his spelling.
37. Tell him you think a yoga class could "cure him of his hate."
38. Get the song "Tambourine" by Prince stuck in his head.
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
42. Endeavor to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
43. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
44. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
45. Sing "All Things Bright and Beautiful."
46. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.
47. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery; play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
48. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
49. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
50. Tell him you know this great therapist...
51. Throw tupper-ware parties. Insist he sit through them.
52. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
53. Buy him a stuffed doll in the likeness of Orochimaru and tell him "I thought you missed your lover."
54. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever.
55. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include "The Ugly Duckling."
56. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is "Aromatherapy."
57. Do not act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric acquaintance.
58. Cuddle him at random moments.
59. Sign him up for Little-League.
60. Paint all of his shuriken and kunai bright colors.
61. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
62. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
63. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
64. Write poems and recite them constantly.
65. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.
66. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
67. Tell people he's "really just a big softie."
68. Psycho-analyze him. Conclude that he is "depressed."
69. Sign him up for anger-management classes. Force him to attend.
70. Drag out a banjo and start playing "Kumbayah."
71. Call him "Champ" or "Tiger." Refer to yourself as "Coach."
72. Paint his room with a ballerina theme and tell him you know its what he's always wanted.
73. Tell him he'd look cooler if he kept those black tattoos all the time.
74. Continually insist that he'll never master the Sharingan.
75. Give him a summoning jutsu to learn that summons a giant purple unicorn and say you thought the animal fit with his personality.
76. Where ever he walks, run a few feet before him and spray-paint a red carpet.
77. Only allow him to drink milk, after all "he is a growing boy."
78. Buy a day-planner and fill up his nights with dates with his fan girls.
79. Whenever the urge comes, pull out a camera and take a rapid succession of pictures while shouting, "Paparazzi."
80. Tell him to get over his bi-polar mood swings.
81. Insist that Naruto is far stronger and handsomer than he.
82. Make sure all his clothes smell like lavender.
83. When it’s May, attach ribbon to his head and spin around saying "I am dancing around the maypole."
84. Constantly talk about Itachi's greatness.
85. Buy him a bunny for his birthday and name it Mr. Fluffles.
86. Start to call him Mr. Fluffles.
87. Attach a paper crown to his head and shout "Hail to the King" at the top of your lungs.
88. Die his clothes with pretty pastel colors.
89. Attach a target to his back.
90. Replace the Uchiha Clam symbol with a rainbow and say he is now a member of the "Pink Rainbow Clan."
91. When ever he says anything that is slightly mean to anyone, burst out crying and shout, "Meanie."
92. Tell him constantly that Gaara is more macho then he is.
93. Attach a fake nose to him while he is sleeping. After he wakes up and you two are out in the crowded market, pull off the fake nose and scream, "I got your nosey!"
94. Shout "Intruder" while pointing at him then spray him with silly string.
95. Throw him a tea party and insist he wear a dress.
96. Tell him that the Byakugan is more manlier than his Sharingan.
97. Give him a buzz cut while he is sleeping.
98. When ever he talks about traveling anywhere sing "Wikipedia dot com."
99. Tell him he needs to go get his eyebrows waxed, they're starting to look like Lee's.
100. When he is eating a meal, make sure he has lots of food and don't let him leave the table until he eats it all.
101. After something really bad happens to him say, "Guess what?" "I have great news!"....."I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."
Yumemiru371 Community Member 
|
|
Community Member
dramallama