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hello y'guys. today,my a** is red. why? because i did 'whoops a daisies' with my cat,and for some reason she didnt like that, and she actually scratched my a** off. damn you garfield-coloured cat. and,to make my day even worse, my school is doing an all-countrys-of europe thingie,and you have to make your own stands that gives information bout your country,you must have at least 1 thing in it that you can eat. so,i thought, i love feta cheese,so why do i not do greece,as i love the country so much(greek people please dont hate me,i really do luv your country.). But then i heard we had to do it in groups. so i call michael(best friend,as i told you guys before) and Xavier(i know,stupid name for a flowerpot head.) and suggest we do greece. But,as the little shits they are,they dont know a ******** about greece,and pick italy. damnit! so we do italy,and now my dad,the worst pizza baker in the world, offered me to make the grub. at that point i wished the ground would crawl up behind me and swallow me. So my project will be wearing boots,eating shitty pizza ,garlic bread and spaghetti with sauce that actually healed wounds in WO1.
Lessons of today(new category,hope ya guys like it):
-cats dont like to do whoops-a-daisies
-my formarly famous-in-belguim-at-granny's-all-over-the-place doesnt give a s**t that we dont have any ******** interest in what grub the dudes in away-from-here-istan eat.
-that my classmates dont know a s**t about greece.
Soundtrack of today: the dan-song by my teacher (she sings it when we do something wrong.)
Mood of today: depressed gonk gonk gonk



((PS: Dad, if you read this, i am really, really sorry about me not liking your pizza. I just dont like it.))