Bold things are things I already do.
Italic things are the things I'm going to start doing after being inspired by reading this. X3
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto
� Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
� Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
� Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
� Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
� Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
� Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
� Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
� Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
� Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
� Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
� Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
� Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
� Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. LOL!
� Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
� Start to call your teachers Sennin.
� Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
� Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
� When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
� Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
� Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
� Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
� Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
� Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
� Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
� List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
� Can spout out a random character quote on command. "Believe it!"
� Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
� Sneak around and try to beat up your grandfather.
� Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
� Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
� Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
� Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
� Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.
� Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
� When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
*shoves fist into closest electric socket* CHIDORIIII!!!!!1 *passes out*
homobatman · Wed Apr 18, 2007 @ 09:05pm · 0 Comments |