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MOST USED AND FUNCTIONAL WORD
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s**t ... that's right, s**t!
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English h language.
Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t , catch s**t, shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you Don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well, s**t, it's time for me to go.
 unomi72 · Tue Apr 10, 2007 @ 02:58pm · 0 Comments |
