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And then flour.
So. I was thinking. Actually I wasn't. But I am bored, so I think I'll ramble on for a little while. I know, I'll write a story. Fun. Yay. Wooooohooooo. Right.
Story. Any time know. .. (as you can probably tell Im kinda brainwashed from about 5 hours of mindless video games today. Ha ha! Me an Kayla practiced high fives with our left hands. Very exiting) .


So once apon a time there was a beautiful purple-haired princess living in a sewer system. Not because she was locked up there by a horrible witch, or being held captive by an army of armadillos that wore paper bags on their heads, or not even because once a long time ago she wanted a mango lollipop and so she went to buy one but because she was the princess she wasn't alowed because it wasnt proper so a knight went instead, wearing shiny armor and when he got to walmart there were no mango lollipops so he killed all the bunnies working there and everyone got mad at him and put him in a dungeon with lions and pigeons that pooped on his head. She just liked it there. So one day the amount of sewage grew too numerous, so numerous that the beautiful purple-haired princess could no longer spend her days counting the number of mutated and squished peas she could find. Whole and round peas were amazing. So the princess was very sad, and died of depression. The end.


By me. Ta da. no, no, please, you're too much. Thank you. Oh, if you insist you may read it again.

So once apon a time there was a beautiful purple-haired princess living in a sewer system. Not because she was locked up there by a horrible witch, or being held captive by an army of armadillos that wore paper bags on their heads, or not even because once a long time ago she wanted a mango lollipop and so she went to buy one but because she was the princess she wasn't alowed because it wasnt proper so a knight went instead, wearing shiny armor and when he got to walmart there were no mango lollipops so he killed all the bunnies working there and everyone got mad at him and put him in a dungeon with lions and pigeons that pooped on his head. She just liked it there. So one day the amount of sewage grew too numerous, so numerous that the beautiful purple-haired princess could no longer spend her days counting the number of mutated and squished peas she could find. Whole and round peas were amazing. So the princess was very sad, and died of depression. The end.


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  • User Comments: [2]
    Yea--- I didn't read that, but! I'm gunna pretend that I did.
    Wow, great story, you should really concider being a writer for the handicapt.


    comment Eddii · Community Member · Sun Apr 08, 2007 @ 05:17pm
    Wow... that is a very interesting story you have there, Yuki.... Just one question. Did she become friends with the sewer rats? You know, princesses (aka, les disney princesses) enjoy making friends with wildlife, so, yeah.

    comment Totally4Jesus · Community Member · Thu Apr 26, 2007 @ 01:15am
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