Well, as you may or may not have known... Chris will no longer be living here in my town.
He has become WAY too cool for this little city, and he has decided to move away and join the National Guard.
So Chris, this one is for you buddy... We had some good times, and I'll miss watching you shove things down your P-hole.
Thanks for everything Chris... You will be missed.
On another note; Now that Chris is leaving, our long lost friend John Pee-Pee has been found!!! He was hiding in the desert city of Las Vegas for the past 3 years!
He shall return here in about 2-3 months! IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS!!
-Aaron. emo
