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This is a Zelda fanfic my friend and I wrote a few years ago.

*Great Bay Coast*

Mikau and Japas are on the beach

Mikau: (picks up an object off the ground) Hey, I found a quarter!

Japas: What’s a quarter?

Mikau: (Stares off into space with a dazed look) I don’t know.

Japas: (takes it from him) It’s weird lookin’.

The quarter glows magically

Japas: (looks at it closely) There’s something written on it but I, like, can’t make it out (rubs it)

Lisanne and Meridian appear

Lis: Hey, this isn’t the mall!

Mer: I want ice cream!

Mikau: Who are they?

Lis: (Walks over to Japas) Hi Mr. Fishy!

Japas: I am not a fish!

A crowd starts to gather

Lis: (Looks around at the crowd of Zoras) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!? (Runs in circles screaming)

Everyone backs away looking alarmed

Mer (to the crowd): Now look what you’ve done! When she gets like this I can’t control her.

Lis: Oh my gosh! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

Mer: Lisanne! It’s okay, they said they’re sorry!

The crowd wonders what they did

Mer: It’s no use she’ll never stop! Unless- (looks at Japas) –YOU hug her!

Japas: Me? Why me?

Crowd: Please! Do it!

Lis: EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!

Mer: It’s her battle cry! She’s attacking!

Everyone runs for cover

Everyone: Save us Japas!

Japas: >_<(annoyed) Fine
(Pins Lisanne’s arms in a hug)

Lis: (snuggles with Japas) Ah . . . Mr. Fishy.

Mer: You did it!

Everyone: Hurray!

Lis: (Hides behind Japas) They’re scaring me.

Japas: Shhhh! Do you guys want a repeat?

Everyone is quiet


*Termina, Zora Hall, Mikau and Tijo’s room*

Mer: How are we going to get home?

Lis: I want to stay here!

Japas: (sarcastically) Oh, sure. Stick around for a few days.

Lis: Thanks Mr. Fishy! (Huggles him)

Lis: (Looks at Mikau) Hey, you’re strong! I’ll fight joo! Come on, tackle meh!

Mikau: Uhhh… okay, I’ll fight – joo.

Mer: But Lisanne, you don’t have a weapon.

Lis: (steals Tijo’s drumsticks) Now I do! (Throws drumsticks at Mikau)

Drumsticks bounce off Mikau’s head

Mikau: OW!

Lis: (Jumps on Mikau’s back) Heeeeyaaaaah!

They fall into the water

Lis: (surfaces) Yay! I win!

Japas: (laughs)

Mikau: (glares at Japas) Shut up

Mer: Be nice to Mr. Fishy.

Tijo: (teasingly) Yeah, be nice to Mr. Fishy

Mikau and Tijo: (laugh)

Japas: (Frowns and leaves)

Mer: You jerks! You hurt his feelings!

Mikau: He’s fine. (Lisanne glares) But if it makes you feel better we’ll go see.

They go to Japas room. They hear him screaming inside.

Mer: See, he’s crying!

Lis: Poor Mr. Fishy.

Mikau: It sounds like he’s being attacked.

Lis: Nooooooo! Mr. Fishy, I’ll save you!

She goes inside. They hear her screaming. Mikau, Tijo, and Meridian go inside.

Tijo: They’re gone!

Mer: Japas room is haunted

Mikau: It’s the phantom of Japas room!

Mer: Hey I found a quarter. (Huggles the quarter) I’ll call it Bob!

Tijo: (Reading a piece of paper) Look, there’s a letter here for you Meridian.

Mer: (Looks at it with a scared, confused expression) I don’t understand.

Tijo (Sobbing): (Puts a comforting arm around her) I know, it’s terrible.

Meridian (annoyed): No, I mean don’t understand. It’s in Zoran. I can’t read zoran!

Tijo: *Sigh* It says ‘Meridian, we have Lisanne. Give us Mikau or you’ll never see her again. Signed the fangirls.’

Mer: Oh no! What should we do? Hey, maybe Bob knows.

*Fangirls headquarters, the prison where they keep all their favorite anime and game characters*

Lis: I’m scared Mr. Fishy!

Japas (Yelling): For the hundredth time I’M NOT A FISH!

Lis: (Looks at him with watery eyes and starts crying)

Japas: (sighs) No, come on. Don’t cry.

Kouga sees them


Kouga: (glaring at Japas) Hey, you! (Looks at Lisanne) Is he bothering you?

Lisanne (crying): He yelled at me!

Ginta and Hakkaku come over too.

Ginta: It’s okay.

Hakkaku: Yeah, you can hang out with us.

Lis (still crying): Okay.

Lisanne, Ginta, and Hakkaku walk away.

Kouga: (Glares at Japas and follows the others)

Japas: *Sigh*

*Outside Fangirl headquarters*

Mikau: Here we are

Tijo: The Fangirls’ headquarters.

Mer: I’m glad we took Bob’s advice.

Mikau: Yeah. Now come on, we have to go save Lisanne and Japas. Then again, do we have to save Lisanne? She’s annoying.

Mer: (Glares) She’s my best friend. And don’t talk about her or I’ll get her to beat you up again.

They walk in through the front doors and up to the counter.

Receptionist: Welcome to fangirl headquarters. May I help you?

Mer: Yes, I’m here to trade Mikau (points at Mikau) for my best friend, Lisanne Lasure.

Mikau: What?

Receptionist: Ah, yes. We’ve been expecting you.

Mikau: You can’t give in to their demands!

Mer: You’re right. This might be a trap. But I have to try or I’ll never save Lisanne. What should we do?

Tijo: I know! Let’s seek advice from Bob!

Mikau: Yeah, he always knows what to do!

*Prison*

Ginta, Hakkaku and Lisanne are all talking. There’s an explosion and a hole is blasted in the wall. Meridian, Mikau, and Tijo walk in.

Tijo: I’m glad Bob knew where to get missiles.

Mer: Lisanne, Mr. Fishy!

Mikau: Mr. Fish- I mean- Japas, you’re okay!

Japas: ‘Sup guys.

Lis: Hey, y’all!

Mer: Word.

Lis: Did you bring the coke?

Tijo: Yep.

Sesshy appears ‘cause he wants to.

Lis: Yay! Fluffy! (Steals Sesshoumaru’s fluffy)

Mer: My fluffy! (Takes the fluffy and runs away)

Lis: (Throws a tantrum and starts crying) I want the fluffy!

Mer: No, it’s mine!

Lis: Mine!

Mer: Mine

Lis: Mine!

Mer: Mine!

Lis: Mine!

Sesshy: Mine! (Snatches it back)

Sango: Mine! (Runs by and grabs it)

Romani: Mine! (Takes it from Sango)

Lulu: Mine! (Takes it from Romani)

Mikau: Lulu? What are you doing here?

Lulu: (Shrugs and keeps running)

Lis: Mine! (Takes it from Lulu)

Sesshy: Give me that! (Pushes Lisanne and snatches the fluffy)

Lis: (Starts screaming) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! (Runs around in circles)

Mer: Darn! Not again! Japas, get her!

Japas: *sigh* oh, alright. (Hugs Lisanne)

Lis: You’re not mad any more! Yay! (Snuggles with Japas) I love you Mr. Fishy!

Japas: Okay, that’s enough.

Mikau: (Somehow gets a camera) Aren’t they a cute couple? (Snaps pictures)

Mer: Yeah

Tijo: uh huh

Sango: Sure are.

Megatron: Yeah, they rock!

Kagura: You’re my favorite couple!

Naraku: Too . . . much . . . love. (Falls to the ground) Need . . . hatred! (Sends ebil buggy wuggys to attack Japas and Lisanne)

Japas: (Uses electrical powers to fry them) Stay away from mah Lisanne!

Everyone: (stares at Japas)

Japas: (Is quiet for a minute) So uhhh… let’s go home guys.

Lisanne, Meridian, Mikau, Tijo, and Lulu: Okay

Lis: (Clings to Japas)

Mikau, Tijo, and Lulu: (snigger behind their backs)

Japas: (Gives them a death glare)

Lulu: How are we going to get home?

Mer: Let’s ask Bob!

Tijo: Bob knows everything

Mikau: Yeah!

And so, Mr. Fishy and the beautiful and talented Lisanne got married.

Japas: What?

Lis: I’m not old enough to get married!

And the band played at the wedding.

Evan: No we didn’t

And everyone danced the Tango

Mer: I don’t know how to dance the Tango.

And the sugarplum fairies came and blessed Lisanne with the gift to sleep until her one true love kissed her. Only he couldn’t kiss her ‘cause the queen of hearts kidnapped him. But then the seven dwarves invaded the castle and rescued him. So he climbed the bean stock until he reached the castle of the three giant blind mice that caught him and were about to eat him. Then the big bad wolf came out of nowhere with his army of ninja pigs and helped Mr. Fishy escape to the highest room of the tallest tower so he could kiss his bride. The end

Japas: uhhhhhhh . . . ooookay

The end