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Bang! By Avenue D
I had to do these myself, since the internet doesn't have any lyrics for it. D:<
Bang!
Hey, today we’re gonna learn something neat-o
Time to make a bang galore torpedo!
First, we need some sections of pipe
Fill them with sticks of dynamite!
Clip the fuse into the detonator
Make sure the fuse is long, so it won’t blow up till’ later!
Slide the blasting cap into the T.N.T.
Light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go:
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Bang, Bang, Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang, Bang, Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang, Bang, Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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Girl, you know we outta
Take it from ????
Boycott his c**k,
Till we get what we want
Won’t drop my pants, if they keep dropping bombs
Not even if he’s got a twelve-inch dong
Tell him, “Don’t show up to war, just play hooky!”
If you choose to fight, you won’t get any nookie
And if you’re gay, that’s okay
The army doesn’t want you anyway
Ready his weapon, and pull away
Make them pay for everyday they throw our money away
???? the children, babies cry
War is pretty funny, until you die
Tell your mom not to give into dad
This isn’t a ????, this isn’t a fad
Baby, I’ll give you a piece
When there’s peace in the Middle East
And we’ll:
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Nobody voted when it was vital
But you made sure to vote for American Idol
Will somebody please explain to me
How if we kill someone, we’re really setting them free?
Dictators
Sick Haters
Tough guys come on,
Settle this one-on-one
My dicks bigger, that you’ll see
By the size of my artillery!
I spy with my little eye
Money, greed, power, lies!
You ask yourself, “Where does it end?”
Avenue D for president!
The Special Forces
That ???? endorses
The undercover agent lover
Whose only mission is hugging and kissing
???? Avenue D will make sure there will be no more:
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G.I. Joe
You’re a G.I. Hoe
Baby, G.I. know
You’re just a G.I. Hoe
You’re a G.I. Hoe
A G.I Hoe
G.I., G.I., G.I. Hoe
And the rocket’s red glare
The bombs bursting in air
When-
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Shellshock,
Show me your c**k
You got smallpox,
Make my body rock!
Give me Anthrax,
Stick it in my a**
If we get nuked,
******** me while you puke!
I will not play a tug-of-war
I’d rather play a hug-of-war
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs
Everyone giggles and rolls on the rug
Everyone kisses, everyone grins
Everyone’s happy, and we all:
[Chorus]
Red Alert!
Red Alert!
Red Alert!
RED ALERT!
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