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Sannie P's Journal
To leave my crappy thoughts.
O_o
My god.... Such bullocks.. Anyways, here we go:
Kuronbou Toraneko



-Frequently wears black clothing. -yes
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -yes
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Only the nailpolish and eye make up. But I wear hot pink too.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Yes, all of them
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Only piercings
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Marilyn Manson sucks... Rammstein is much better.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. -What is wrong with old english?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Erm... can anyone tell me what a bible is?
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Why should we sleep at night when we can sleep at daytime?
-Takes drugs. -Is sugar a drug?
-Drinks alcohol. -I am a student, what do you think?
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Erm... no, sorry
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -I pierced my own ear. How dangerous.
-Complains of boredom. -LIFE IS BORING!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Too little... due to lots of homework
-Is excessively awake during the night. -Yes, I should. I am doing my homework...
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -I get burned in the sun (I am a red head...)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -DUH, I am not going to masturbate in front of my parents...
-Spends large amounts of time alone. -I am sorry, but I am not some social mary sue...
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) -Hey, they speak to me first!!
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -I don't want my parents to join my orgies.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. -I hate authority in general
-Misbehaves at school. -yes
-Misbehaves at home. -Yes
-Eats excessively or too little. -Yummie!! Fooooood!!
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL ?) -CHOCOLATE IS EBIL
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -I am a vegetarian
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -All of television is corrupt. So what?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -What is wrong with Dungeons and Dragons?
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -GAIA IS ADDICTING!!
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -No, I get a headache from shaking my head.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner. -Hey, I didn't come up with the film "Dirty dancing"
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Bi. Everyone is pretty in their own way.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -O_o What is wrong with Buddhism?
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -No
-Claims to be a goth. -No



If you have ever done any of the 5 things on here, please post and let us know what they are!


I will go to hell. Definately. MWAHAHAHAHA






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Lavi
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commentCommented on: Thu Mar 24, 2005 @ 08:01am
that list is a copy and edit of a ed[or was it gd] satire. much argueing fun there^^


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