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ok everyone, so before i dive into the story of tommy's leaky weenie, i decided to give you an update on penguin.for those of you who don't remember, penguin was the pen blondie rescued (the entry from 12/5/06, check it out). well sadly, not too long ago, haley, penguin's caretaker, decided that instead of giving penguin to me, it would be smarter to let Dillon Meier(i think thats how its spelled...) hold on to him!!(yeah right!) so apparently Jordan Pena kidnapped penguin, because dillon left him sitting out on the desk!si dillon, being the spineless idiot he is, let him get away with it.so is the tragic end of our hero, penguin.we hate you, dillon.
ok, *drumroll* it time for tommy's leaky weenie!!!!this story has been sooo over hyped, epecially since its not as funny if you weren't there.ok, so it was after school, and all the hallways were empty exept for the one were ms. bendowski and ms. schirmers classrooms are.it was just me, haley and tommy (the kid with the mowhawk)paige was...somewhere...maybe she went back to narnia or something.(inside joke)tommy came over and showed me and haley a banana that he had found in his backback, which was far past its prime.me and haley were like, "eew tommy!your weenie fell off!now you are a girl!"(that was when tommy had that haircut that made him look like a girl) he trew it at us and we jumped out of the way, but the Banana kept going. it hit the ground, and since it was so rotten, it split down the side and started oozing gooey banana guts.me and haley didn't notice until after we said goodbye to tommy and he was gone.then we saw it and we were all like "eew!tommy's weenie is leaking!tommy has a leaky weenie!leaky weenie!" finally we left, still cracking up.i feel bad for the janitor that had to clean tommys weenie up.
ok so there you go.the overhyped story of tommy's leaky weenie from months ago.
ok, so next some sledding positions. ... ... eeeehh, naw thats kind of boring.
so i'll talk about Nick's Pizza last weekend.it was my neighbor kim's birthday.so we were all going to nicks pizza on a saturday night. biiiiiiggg mistake.we had to wait for a while.so several million peanuts and much craziness later, we got our table.it was my parents, kim's parents, jessi, JT, me, erin and kim.we sat at the able and i started flickin'peanuts at erin kim and jessi.(JT was sitting at the other end of the table, and he's what, five?)my mom kept telling me no but i just kept it up anyway. i was using kims b-day card envelope as a launch ramp, flinging the peanuts at kim jessi and erin and trying to fling them into jessies mouth.pretty soon i began to overshoot my flinging. one peanut after another hit the people having a beer party next to us.3 hit the the guy with the black shirt, 2 for the fat lady in the pink, and several others were struck down.they didn't know that i was the peanut assailant.then one meant for erin hit the pink shirt lady hard and she turned around to look. i quickly turned to kim and pretended to talk to her, "saying guess what?chicken butt," repeatedly until the pink lady turned around. then i started singing "sexyback" to kim, who was sitting next to me.then we headed to the arcade, which wasn't crowded anymore.i was very obnoxious, probably irritating the hell out of the other kids in there, who were all younger than me.i was singing the star wars theme using "doo doo" instead of just humming it, because there was a star wars game in there playing that song, and who doesn't like "doo doo"?lol.i swung from a steering weel.and then we all piled onto the car racing game that had a seat to it(we've all played one of those amazing car racing games am i right?you know what i'm talking about.you hit the cow and it turns to flying steak right before your eyes!gasp!)i "doo dooed" the star wars song, while kim attempted to play the game with five people on the machine with her.i was hanging off the back of the seat, moving the whole machine around(i discovered that it was moveable) and everyone else was sitting on the game somewhere.i even tried to climb on top of the machine, and failed with horrific results.so besides me acting drunk in the arcade, i also sang sexyback while we were all trapped in the phone booth, annoying everyone.it was pretty fun, and extremely funny as well as sexy.
thats about it, amazing that you actually read all this crap.
next time on my journal:
sleepover at danielle's (possibly)
umm... ... ... i dunno...
for child bowling, which is only about a week old, go to the entry before this one!~
yeah.