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I got this from a friend of mine. It is really funny.
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, laugh at
them and then sigh and give them an evil look
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Smuggling Diamonds
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Write an important memo to your co-workers without
putting paces between the words
9. As Often As Possible, Skip
Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Listen to opera music LOUDLY in your cubicle at work
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We
Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......
remember that there is no true definition of "normal". Therefore, you have
the rght to be everything, but this "normal".
 000Hinata000 · Fri Mar 09, 2007 @ 02:07pm · 1 Comments |
