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THINGS MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID:
-my uncle is a cause and effect
-she is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
-i hope to go to a great college like my uncle d**k.
-I can have a funnier...fonnier....fancier....fannier...humourous
-in case u havent been catching
-they were hypocrites
-Irony folks
-pilk?
-seems like gloria.
-fredrick, hitlers germany
-ravens drink beer
-power corrupts this old cartoon
-nursing a baby takes ...time
-my dad won the election. he was the only canidate
-a stone is 20 punds times whatever
-ruling people always have gas
-frankenstein stormed a gate.
-chicken people
-spidey has to go outside
-its a big mindless thing
-word dancing
-you can choose to be sheep
-cows can sleep wjile theyre being milked
-theres benjamin people
-martha was teased
-chickems can do less than horses
-california is one of the biggest school systems
-they were kind of spazzing
-someone has ppen and paper
-turkeys can drown in the rain
-be racist
-tony isnt a tiger
-thats dorthy slamming the window its good for u
-be careful when ur moms jewlery is missing
-stalin would have complete control of the internet
-a dog call....ah
-sarah was nerdy
-martha wants to die 100 times
-hank..my firt boyfriend
-i think i ate a dog
- hes gotten fast
- i want to see when he falls
-she cant help it...her mom buys her socks
- i havent confessed anything false since then
- i mean whatever
- he wants power
- its a diddy
-babies were turned into bacon
-children were being slaughtered
-mcdonals is healthy
-others died form starvation
-we'll just say josh did it
-they make good use of body parts
-most bones are turned into glue.
-elmers glue
-germany is fredrick
-dogs had a taste of blood
-profane pig yall
- i think hes evil
-shes rocking
-religion is the op to the people
-ravens catch them all off the garbage
-piges get hangovers
-drinking is not the best thing
-wine has benefits
-that looks juicy
- a little power, i m going crazy!
-they are static characters
-mmmm....note
-one is good the other id good
-keep us straight
-oust him out
-dictators come up
-hes an apple
-commuinst in cuba
-this is my iraqi accent
-the pigs are fat
-there is a shortage of gas in cuba
-be united as the beat
-beer and hard work
-people need peasants
-he never showers
- pro-proletarian pigs are cool
-boxer eats more than a chicken
- he was against religiom
-heaven was an illusion
-its emotionally bearing
- if theres a dictatorship brewing
-im making a mes sout of thinking
- you were born!
-they did clean it up
-hes involved.
-yeah, shes more in my area
-he might get a sneak attack
-ballerinas dont go to college
- i was shivering
- it was going . good take on that
-nanna heely got thrown out
-pay taxes! remember that
- the black lady doesnt want her own child
-that area was woven with racism
-Hawaiians dontlike letting go of things
-animals were being mean to everyone
-bless you, johnny
-dignity can be taken away like ur grocery shopping
- you kill more flies witjh honey than vinegar
- i thought this was a trickly qoute for a grandma
-you have the power!
-your hair is not on a diet
-egg whites are like gell
-eggs yols aare mositurizers
-25 multiple choice questions like...hank
-she likes the husband
-what does he look like hmmm
-im only dressed like a bum
- i got holes in my tennis shoes
-hahaha i love that line
-he snagged her..
-ahhh,oh,,oh no! thats the answer, oh stop it sophia
- you worked ur rear ends off
-ew who can read that
-which way is the "E"
-Ya know ya know
-okay chop off aristcats head
-literally heads chopped off
- we can just go killing 'em
-aristobrat, i mean crat
-beheading people and children
-aha!
-probabaly at ur age..dramatic
-your good!
-tatoo it to ur body parts or soemthing
-my dad gives money to mother tereasa
-lets say ur dads a mob maniac gangster
-hush! dont talk unless ur dads a mob maniac!
 Socklate · Tue Mar 06, 2007 @ 10:56pm · 1 Comments |
