
Because the religious right says so...
And because his best friend looks a bit too much like a p***s.
What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatgaychildhoodiconareyouquiz/
Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Zsa Zsa LaHore
Drag Queen Name Generator
http://www.blogthings.com/dragqueennamegenerator/
You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.
What Donut Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdonutareyouquiz/
Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.
What's Your Pizza Personality?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpizzapersonalityquiz/
You Are The Cranberry Sauce

A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava!
Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths...
What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatpartofthanksgivingareyouquiz/
You Are 4% Happy

You know that there's more to life than how you've been living it.
Life can be rough at times, but most of your unhappiness is self-inflicted.
How Happy Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howhappyareyouquiz/