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Men.
This gender has confused me my entire life, what are they thinking?!?
I suppose I'll never know but in statistics it says an average man thinks about something sexual every 30 or so seconds. Which means alot of them are sex driven but I've come to find that not all men want in your pants ^^
I think guys make better friends than girls because men don't care if your fueding with Kristen or if your shoes are from last months issue of Missy's, most care about your looks but some care about our personalitys. I try to stay out of girl drama but the more I back away from it the more it bites me in my a**, I'm currently in a fight with two girls of whom used to be my best friends. Now were really mad at each other and it sux. I like guys so much more. Especially ones from Australia and Denmark^^
I'd like to request that all men share their feelings, and you should confess to the girl you like so we don't have to do all the work! So if you like me *wink* I want random kisses all the time!!!
Guys are like stars - so many to pick from, but only one can make all your dreams come true!
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt
*******The Top Ten Men!!********
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off
your clothes"
2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you
want it teased or blown"
4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you
want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he
says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says,"If you take
it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The Police Officer because he
says,"Spread 'em"
8. The Mailman because he always delivers
his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and
then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep
in the bush, shoots twice
 nema11 · Thu Mar 01, 2007 @ 10:59pm · 0 Comments |
