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Part 1
in a galaxy far far away there lived a prince. he lived in a castle waiting for a princess to get him. it took many years. but one day, prince looked out the highest peek of the tower and saw something coming, riding a sheep to save him. it was no other then the princess. the prince looked at teh princess as it deafeated everything and got into his room. the princess.....was a guy? the princess smiled undressed streaking its way down and raped the prince. the prince was happy. then they started a new quest. thy g4y lubers went after an emo girl. ......To Be Continued....
Part 2
In a galaxy far far away in the emo girls town there lived a group of wierd kids called the cut cut clan. Tehy were emo group trying to make to place better each day by cutting themselves. The emo girl was the leader. there rivals were the clean crappers clan. The two would gang bang other members of the clans to kill eachother. One day the emo girl was sourronded by the gang bangers. the leader of the clean crappers was there, moss girl. moss girl and emo girl saw eye to eye, ear to ear. they both wanted to meet this princess who they heard rumors about. there is why the war started. Emo girl got out of the gang bang by throwing smokebombs. Moss girl followed emo girl, seeing her every move. Emo girl was the traped in a corner by moss girl. The two started to talk. ...To be continued...
Part 3
In a galaxy far far a... who cares, its a frekin same planet... Moss and Emo girls stared eachother down after therere long discussion, then checked eachother out. But before anything nasty happend, something worse did, the two were hit by tranquilizer darts and they were knocked unconcious. When they woke up they were in a forest... but both missing some part of clothing. Emo, her shirt. Moss, her pants. Prince and Princess were near by checking out the area looking for this Emo girl. Then as they turned around they noticed Moss and Emo. Pricne and Princess stared fora few minutes at the two. then Emo ran up grabed her switchblade, and tryed to attack the men's eyes. Moss girl smiled and followed the attack by grabbing a machinegun and shot it at them. ...To be continued...
Part 4
Once upon a time in a... okay this ends after this one... Prince and princess dodged most of the bullets. but the thing that died was there riding animal, the sheep. The sheep laid dead still. A magical Druid then came by in the forest and noticed the four and scraemed randomly "CHEEESE" then the four loked at the druid. the girls screamed noticed there still missing there cloths. Then Princess takes off his shirt and pants and gives it to the two girls. The two smile and blush at the princess. The prince gets jelous and jumps over the princess's bodys sheilding there eys with by laying ontop of him. The druid becomes alittle scared then pokes the girls and asked "what are your names?" the emo girl awnserd "cut cut clan leader never reaveals her name!" then the Moss girl says "Yeah, clean crappers clan never reaveal names eaither." ...To Be Continued....
Part 5
In a galaxy far far away there lived a monk. The druid looked confused as he stared at the two then threw a rock at teh other two who were yeah.. Next the druid brought the emogirl adn Moss girl to a monk temple. in this temple the princess became stright. amazed the prince was, he couldn't turn into a line but stayed a circle. first Princess started to go after emo girl like he wanted to in the start of the castle. The princess and emo girl escaped the monk's temple. ...to be continued...
Part 6
once upon a time there was a prat six. the princess had escaped the world for a few months now. the emo girl was now pregenent, moss girl was training, the princess so this gay prince will leave our home" the gods, Ra and Anubis pointed to a treehouse next door. the monk sighed as it was playing dance dance revolution with an orochimaru eyed ninja. moss girl was watching the two vs, as the ninja was winning. Then the druid climbed up a tree and knocked on the door. some crys were being heard. from the outside. the druid felt awkward and climbed donw the tree. it was the baby who was crying, emo girls.
...to be contineud...
Part 7
...how the princess and emo girl had babies... know one knows... anyway. The druid walked back out the temple and told the ninja, moss, prince and the monk. they were all surprised. The ninja was also a hero in the past rencarnation, The brave knight. The brave knight was the hero of all and fought along side of gannondalf. the monk, druid and knight were left behind in the temple now as moss girl and the prince set out toward there journey to find the princess, emo girl and there baby?? Emo girl climbed out of the tree along with the princess who was like a horny frekin dog. she was humping the other girls leg. the baby had a guitar growing out of its forehead. since the baby was young, the guitar was small, the baby used the guitar as a tiny sized.
Part 8
once upon a time there was apart eight... Princess and Emo girl were annoyed. The babies constant screaming and crying when ever it was cranky. Princess and emo girl were now out of the druid's forest and into the grand canyon. the baby cryed the most here from dry weather so they chucked it off the top and watching it go flying down and listen'd trying to hear it go SPLAT, but the noise never came they didn't care and contined there walk onward. at the bottom were none other than moss girl and the prince. as they were walking, now also at the grand canyon searching, they head a baby crying. they looked up and noticed it was flying down. the guitar came flying out of the babies head and ended up getting the prince "fixed" moss girl ended up catching the baby and noticed it needed changing. she was to scared to look at it only wanting to see princess's.
Part 9
As moss girl caught the baby she then was scared of it also. she then gave it to the prince. that was a very unwise move. the baby was then took behind a rock and whenever it cryed he raped the poor thing. later the roads headed upward the four met alittle scared, the two who had "fun" had saw the baby and started to sprint ahead trying to loose it. prince and moss girl noticed princess and chased them and jumped on princess. Moss girl and princess both raped princess as he or she screamed in pain and happiness emo girl was scared and noticed the monk on the path.emo girl started to stalk the monk while inspecting him. Moss girl saw the druid and chased after him. Prince and princess felt alone as the girls left, and they started to have...yeah...
Part 10
The prince and the princess on there journey traveled across a pond by a frog named chip. chip was a samll toad that could carry anything. so prince and princess would actrully travel by them carrying chi around. after a while, prince ate chip and then coughed up his skeleton. princess was disgusted by this action and princesses ran away on his/her heels. princes got lost in the monk forest... again... prince ended up bumping into the princes and... Moss girl was traveling now with the druid. the druid was laughing and making many jokes as he got along well with the girl. The two wandered around having a good time. they traveacross the ork by riding the druids spirit animal, a flying cat. the cat flew around the sky and ende up falling into a volcano. the volcano was o hot that it.... Emo girl and the monk were in the monk temple. they layed ping-pong and had much depressing times just staring at a wall covered in chalk.
Part 11
As emo girl and the monk were talking they poked the chalk covered wall. the wall turned out to be a portal. where did this portal lead? WHERE ELES? a stripper world. emo girl ended up climbing onto a table and danced as the monk threw money into the sky as emo girl stripped. the monk was very happy, enjoying each apart, and emo girl was turning unemo this way. then the two ended up being teleported back into the temple. the temple was eaten by a gaint dragon. the dragon was really a fat penguin dressed up as a dragon. the monk and emo girl ended up doing it inside of the penguins mouth and oh yeah, the penguin liked the feel of it all.... As moss girl and the druid were flying into a valcano, the valcano erupted. the molten lava spread everywhere, it took most of moss girl and the druid as they fell and landed in an awkward position.
Part 12
As the awkwardness continued, moss girl and the druid soon had a baby of there own. the druid was scared and backed away and ended up running away, back ot the temple and noticed it missing as moss girl bumped into prince and princess. Prince and Princess noticed that moss girl had a baby. prince was happy wanting some baby action as princess was just starting at moss girl. As for the monk druid and princess well... The druid noticed the fat penguin and poked him with a stick. the penguin ended up pukeing up all he ate, as the monk, emo girl and the druid ended up in an even worse postion, three at once. the penguin then became the druids pet. "....hmmmm now what?...." the earth wondered while lauging at the six weird people
Part 13
a samurai walked past on its lonely journey. he saw the three and the penguin and looked confused at it. the samurai noticed olny one girl out of the three and was yet again unsure as it started poke them with the sheith of the sword. Emo girl got up and started to poke the sword as the druid and monk were likeing the sword also. the three invited the samurai over to the temple. the samurai ended up falling asleep kenshin style, holding his sword closely. the monk got up and walked toward the sword as it switch the sword with a near by pole as the samurai never notice, the monk walked away with the sword. emo girl and druid then went to try and steal the sword and noticed it was mising... they looked around and noticed the monk had it and had chopped up a few trees. teh sword was becoming dull, sence it was already on a long journy... the journey of the brave knights rencarnation!
Part 14
The monk ended up slicing the penguins head off as the penguins beack went flying and hit the druid in the face. the druid was sad and in tears as emo girl was walking out also and blood spread into her face and in her eyes. The monk backed away and put the bloody sword back in the samurai's posession and went to sleep in his own room, having a nightmare about dead penguins, emo girl and the druid scare'd for life also... Moss girl was with the princess as prince was with moss girls baby. princess, moss girl, prince, and the baby soon met a gnome. the gnome was a blacksmith who created weapons for living... yes the gnome was a girl. the gnome was scared, more of prince than princess as she saw the prince rubbing the babby the wrong ways as moss girl and princess were just walking happily.
Part 15
Gnome asked to join there little group as they let her join. the gnome was usally around moss girl as moss girl was around princess who was around prince who raped athe baby and by now tossed the body before the cops could get it. so prince was the basic leader of the group. princess lead them across the world and back again as they then found the temple again.. "temple eh?" the earth said trying to decode the weird planet of himself/herself. As the samurai walked outside he saw moss girl and princess. emo girl saw teh two also and was alittle angery. a war stated to break out.. as a tortument started... annonuser earth starts speaking "winner gets to keep the TEMPLE! and everyone in it..."
Part 16
The ten participents started a match up as teh lines were drawn, the first match of this shall be moss girl vs samurai. Samurai had the upper hand concidering he was... A SAMURAI! the battle begun as the samurai un sheithed his sword and blood was all over it from the dead penguin by the monk. moss girl wasn't scared, she was use to blood by ripping prince to shreads for fun. Moss girl went for an attack of scratching as the samurai dodged it and was about to use a slash from above as moss girl flashed the samurai as he was now distracted and couldn't attack as she put her shirt back on and kicked his hand and stole his sword and used hiten misturgi style ryu soy sen as samurai was knocked out but in a happy way. the next match was gnome and the narrator.
Part 17
Gnome looked at the narrator with an evil glare as he ws cared and then threw some chess peices at her as she grabebd her pick axe and slamed his head into two having no more narrator in this story... next match was monk and princess. an intresting battle. The monk started to throw playing cards at princess as he tryed moss girls tactic and flashed the monk. the monk was sacared for life and was blinded as he took a knife and chopped off the princess... errrr not sure if its a guy or girl so the monk chopped off anything that princess had. the princess was all bloody as she resighend and moss girl and emo girl came and tryed to restore him/her back to health, the monk was glad of victory but still scared of the vision.
Part 18
"Drudid.. vs..... Prince... this should be an really intresting one." the earth said annoincing it. The druid was kinda scared after olny knowing the mystical powers of seeing the future and using world of warcraft moves of transforming into animals. The druid turned into a whale and jumped over the moon and landing on the prince as prince was expecting this and was erected enough to have male "fun" as the druid jsut got screwed by a male and felt awkard and backed away hiding in his room quiting the match in fear. Now emo girl vs the dead penguin soul! emo girl saw the penguin as it was flying around in the sky as it held open a magical jar and the penguin flew into the jar... THE END... emo girl easily won the battle.
Part 19
Moss girl vs the Gnome... BEGUIN ROUND 2!!! as the gnome took out her pick-axe and sliced it as it went threw moss girl and moss girl ended up digging her head into gnomes body as she started to feel the other girl. the gome felt strange and so did moss girl. moss girl then stole the pick-ax from that and ended up almost pounding the gnomes head in as it moved to the side quickly and the Gnome kicked moss girl in the body out of the arena as moss girl started to cough up blood then spit some in Gnomes mouth as Gnome choked and then went crazy and passed out makign Moss girl win again... round 2 of the 2nd round beguins, emogirl vs monk vs prince...
Part 20
Emo girl quick stripped down to wearing nothing trying for an easy win. it almsot worked for the monk as he stared at her and didn't move but prince dived on emo girl raping her, not stoping as he thrusted she screamed. monk stared and tougth a moment then kicked them both in a hurtful spot as emogirl got up and got dressed as she threw the magical penguin jar at prince as the penguin possed the prince and made him quit. now olny monk and emo girl were left in that fight. emo girl and monk fought long and hard as emo girl threw some rubber bands at monk as the monk used some magical healing powers ot heal himself then used some magical to much and ended up teleporting away by accident as the winner was emo girl... the finals, emogirl vs moss girl next!
Part 21
once upon a time there was a part 21... SCREW THIS! after all the fight ingfor there werid random moments they eventually got everything all worked out as the eight of them all lived in the temple fora few weeks. The samurai and the gnome were most confused what were going on sence they were there the shortest amount of time. a few minutes the cops knocked on the temple dor with a rifle in hand asking fora a baby raper. as prince sneaks out the window and princess follows him as the two then come from behind the cop and grab some kicves stabing the cop and yeah... after the monk looked out hte window noticing ripped body parts all over the ground. The druid then walkde outside to clean up the mess.
Part 22
once upon a time there was a part 22. everyone left to go there own waysas the samurai was lonely once more but this time... he had a shadow, the emo girl it was. the samurai felt weird as when they passed a new city he quickly turned around and held the sword to her neck as she smlies and he was confused and sheithed his sword and continued his walking. moss girl then found emo girl. the two were bored as hell now with thees weird lives so they dieceded to go abck to tehre original town as a alking piece of cheese appeared... it started talking about random crap then moss girl cut it in half and ate the retarded talking cheese as emo girl ate the cheese also. The two ended up going back to there original village.
Part 23//end
As moss girl and emo girl reached there village the were more than freinds. they ended up getting a room and spent the night togeatehr having "fun". this one night caused them to relized something, they each gained 3 kids from this and raised a family togeather. now moss girl and emo girl had six kids and once in a while they'd vist there old freinds and princess and princess had much "fun" with eachother during there new life at teh princes castle. once aupon a time.... THE END!!!!
 Taosuy · Sat Feb 24, 2007 @ 09:41pm · 1 Comments |
