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I have the world's best news ever- I love again! His name is Ryan, Ryan Sun. He is Chinese, not that it matters. He is the smartest kid in GT. He and I have been talking to each other a lot, and he's SO funny. We had to do one of those stupid joke math sheets, and as usual, Ryan was done first.

This is literally what happened-

"What's the proper way to introduce a hamburger?"

"Ryan, I'm not done with the worksheet yet."

"Can I tell you anyway?"

"...... Go ahead."

"Meet Patty!"

".... That really wasn't funny."

"....... And that's how I invented Aspirin!"

I rolled over laughing so hard! Mrs. Harris almost sent me to the nurses office. It was so hilarious. I'm almost afraid to go to school tomorrow.

I wish Sami would be happier for me. I mean, I really like him! And I have people saying he may like me. We talk a lot. We could talk more, but hey. I'm not into the clingy thing. Ryan Sun and Ryan I used to like are both friends with Blake. It's like, wow. Blake was a superficial a*****e. End of the line. I proved this. But ever since, it's like I can't breathe around him. If I hadn't proved him to be an a**, Sami would still like him.

But, I did prove it. I was nosy and had to tell him she liked him. He said she was ugly. I slapped him really hard. It felt SO good! I was glad I did it later.

Now, though, it's like I can't talk to anyone who knows Blake at all. I told Sami that I liked Ryan, and she was just like, "He's one of Blake's friends!" Right off the bat, too. Whatever. I'm asking him to the dance tomorrow anyway.

So, yeah. Today I went to this Writing Zone thing. I can't remember most of it. All I remember is the simile/metaphor station. I got to choose the simile, so I said, "Life is like a roll of toilet paper- the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."

It was fun to watch the results.

Oh, and Ryan and I weren't in the same group. Tear tear. It was a little depressing.

Koopa the Great is now one of my heroes. He gave me the Panda Pack I was questing just because I had a bad day and was depressed!

He is sweet. Give him stuff. Now.

Your Lord and Master,
Lois