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Enjeru no Kage
Hello, peeps. This is where you can see what's going on in my head today, find out what's going on in my life (not like anyone cares! lol), and where I can just hang my thoughts up for others to see. Check it out!
The Kavorkian Scarf
PILZ-E: So lady with the purple hair, how are you with the lack of dying and the death and the needles in the eyes for the recovery of fun?

GERMAINE: I'm getting better, if that's what you mean.

PILZ-E: That's good with the getting better of avoiding the death. Death is very good to avoid...

GERMAINE: *sighs* Quiet...

PILZ-E: What's this here with the thing of the wearable goodness?

GERMAINE: It takes your blood pressure.

PILZ-E: Oooh, this would be good as a medical scarf for the heating of the neck in the cold nights of the hospital habitat of man.

GERMAINE: Take that off, it's not a scarf..

PILZ-E: (BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE GOES OFF, VOICE BECOMES HIGHER AND MORE STRANGLED) Oh, jeez with the cutting off of the air to the brain medical scarf gone mad with the choking and the killing and the death of your neck with the lack of air in your head -- (MAKES GURGLING NOISE, FALLS OVER)

GERMAINE: *SIGH*

(BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE TURNS OFF)

PILZ-E: Jeez, with the machine of death... It's a Kavorkian scarf. For when you want the suicide in the head of death through suffocation of fun.

GERMAINE: It's not a "Kavorkian Scarf"... jackass. It takes your blood pressure.

PILZ-E: I think that's a lie from your mouth. It takes your life with the strangulation of the head. It's a suicide machine. Maybe I can save this for when those depressants kick in.

GERMAINE: *SIGH* Nurse! Nurse, no more visitors!

PILZ-E: Oh, sad is the world... but i have the Kavorkian Scarf... 'round my neck.

...Pillz-E is awesome.


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    LOL And I have a spork named Mr. Fudgemuffins...

    comment Namida no Akira · Community Member · Mon Feb 12, 2007 @ 03:56pm
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