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okay my younger brother got this roller coaster game were you can flirt with people and they have the worst pick up lines EVER!!! here is a few

boy: your eyes are as wise a** a wise old mountain lion
Girl: wow I geuss I am pretty wise for my age

boy: hey I lost my phone number can I have yours?


Girl: I wish we were birds so we could fly over tthe clouds to gether
boy: well I geuss we will just have to wait till they invent jet packs

girl: the only thing your eyes havent told me was your name
boy: about time some one noticed my eyes

Boy: can you geuss why my nick name is Tiger
Girl; whats new p***y cat/or/ mor like a house cat

girl you move as gracfully as an otter
boy: well dont tell any one but I use to be a ballet dancer

girl: hi I am here now what are your other two wishes?

girl: wow your as cute as my kitten
Boy: cool I love kittens/or/ dude i am not like a kitten

girl: my lenses turn dark from the light of your love

boy: do I know you? cuase I would sure like to

boy: I want to be your tear drop, born in your eyes , live on your check, die on your lips

boy: if I say you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

ack!! WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS ?!?!?!?!