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John.UHDRUoh today, smthn funny happend. but first, i must say that my attempt to speak pirate failed, 'cuz Phillip wouldn't remind me about the record a was trying. it all went so well at the beginning of the day... stare ... scream ... stare oh, we (the group) [Dustin-Me-Phillip] were discussing south park episodes are how they are freakishly, (sorry, this nerd in my class [Alex] {Moore} caught me saying quote, "fricken long line for pizza" and he forced me to say another word..... hence, the word that i used...) funny. rofl But after lunch, the funny thing happened. like, i was working on somethn in language arts, (which i no longer get late to* &yup, theres a disclaimer) and i see smthn speeding towards the window i sat beside. then, right next to me, i looked, and i saw a bird smack into the window. everyone was laughing when Mrs. Wooten said it was a bird and that they were doing this all day. I mean, that bird! it went SMACK! dramallama and it was right next to me too. ** (, yeah, another disclaimer) wahmbulance

*i do get late for reading sometimes, but thats only 'cuz the teacher won't let me go to the bath room during class domokun

**i like to sit next to the air-conditioner, so i sat at the edge of the room near the window. mrgreen

(Phillip turned into a guy named George who came from a rehab facility early. He named his hair Victor, and hes calling me Tim. He also says im coco for cocoa puffs.) (no, i am not coco for cocoa puffs) rolleyes

Some final notes

-I accidentally hit Dustin's glasses into his face when he smacked me on the back and i ran after him. i jumped and i landed with my nose and chin smacking into his face. (it was unintentional, and i didn't meen it.)

-I did an embarrassing presentation in L. arts..... stare ... i needed to write smthn up fast for a project, so i wrote fast. But when i got up on the front of the class, i said i couldn't read..... and it was my own handwriting.... confused ... stare

-smthn i found along with others

2/11- Today i woke up with what i think is a hangover... stare I wish i wasn't so lazy last night... I really just wanted a sip of mountain dew. That would get me goin'..... yeah. If i had drank that can, sitting on the table, i would have done great deeds. Bt alas, it was not to be... stare
-Oh, i remember one of the reasons Austin is still ****ing gay: he called me a ****-weed. mmm, and Isaiah is gay just by looking at him. Im not kidding, he will do gay things to you if you're not careful... wahmbulance Phillip's my friend, but i can't help pondering about his habits. When i was Tom and he was George, he, uh, well, lets just say he did smthn unpleasant.(okay, i'll say it: he tried to bite me) But i only think that it was at the Tom/George time.
-i remember from Japan those special vending machines. They're like regular ones, except they have coffe, and you can choose to have it hot or cold. I usually choose the milk tea cold. That stuff was real good. mrgreen
-My neighbor's dog was on the loose, and i was the super guy who saved her. [Dog's name: Maggie] I had to run for like a very long 5-minutes to get her back to her owners. That dog can dig through brick! eek
-Another thing i managed to remember is the nursury rhyme rock songs like Marry had a little lamb, and ba-ba-black shiteep. wahmbulance
-I learned about the thunder lords (a band pirate ) AND their song, "i like dirt" from Phillip. I don't know where he gets this stuff... neutral Even if he can be a pain, he's cool... cool sweatdrop <me
- gonk i forgohahahat! <short a's like "ah"
-i hated it, but it was sop funny
-crab battle!
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There once was a man, who lived in Peru
he was dreaming, asleep, of eating a shoe.
He woke up at night
to see such a fright,
that i killed his family.

-Chaos person

2/19- Nothing really happens anymore, and with the science fair, im all stressed out at times... stare My sister took total control of my DS, and thats making me mad even more. evil I remember those special chew candies that they sell in Japan, they are like, my favorite thing to eat other than teriaki on the couch and watching south park with my now-in-high-school friend, Joven. Ahh, the good times... cry *sniff* eek wahmbulance dramallama wahmbulance
okay, well if i had my internet adapter!, i wouldn't have been so effin' bored right now.. stare emo *sigh*

2/24-... ... ... OMG! i just then had smthn to say, and just when i type.... i forget... wahmbulance evil wahmbulance rrrrrraaaaaaagh! domokun . i cannot beleive what just effin' happened... confused Well, i stayed up 'till forever (3:43) doing a research paper for science fair, and i got tottaly pissed off 'cuz it was due way after i did it! thats a thing that makes me mad too! evil stare *sigh* Our bus driver had once said, "do smthn good and don't tell anyone" And i thought about it, and i figured out that it had to do with perseverence. Then i see one guy near me say, 'Suck my **** and don't tell no body' ..... neutral that made me feel sick for a while... well, it should've shouldn't it? neutral ..... idea aha! Me and Phillip sang infomercials and commercials like that snickers song and easy off bam.

Happy peanut song
over chocolate covered mountaintops
and waterfalls of caramel

prancing nuugat in the middle
sings a song of satisfaction
to the world
*whispers: to the world!

oh yeaah dramallama i memorized it! wahmbulance

i saw epic movie, which was something i should've said before. Well, four children get golden tickets to willie wonka's you-know-what. And they get their body parts taken off as candy. (they get'm back) so they hide in this closet full of junk, and figure out that its Gnarnia. (notice the silent g, it's to make it sound like the movie and book title [and for legal purposes too]) So anyway, the white b***h (notice the b instead of wh [silent h]) is taking over the whole place and has no respect for african americans. (*sigh* i don't like saying black stare ) The fawn that appears fist in Narnia has a 'crib' in this Gnarnia. And even the fawn ladies has goatees. (i like goatees...i keep getting off topic here aren't i?) So the kids gather and army and train in Hogwarts to fight the white b***h. Edward was rescued by captian Jack Swallows and they headed to his ship to sing a rap about the pirates of the carribean. It turns out Jack fooled Edward and gave him to The white b***h. But the WB (i'll be reffering to her as WB now) betrayed Jack and did something i don't remember.... So Jacks mad at her. But when Edward get rescued, they fight the WB's army by themselves because one of them puked on some of them... So, they start to lose, but Peter finds a remote control and freezes the army. They start attacking the still (frozen) army. When the WB is unfrozen, she sees Jack rolling on the wheel outa no where and turns into The octopus guy oin the real movie. The WB (octopus) then starts being a DJ for the song 'Ms. New Booty' The army then freezes, and Peter, and Edward and lucy, and this other girl, defeat the army. The get out of the closet and become young again, but i forgot what was beyond that....

What i said on the parts of Edward's kidnappation and the army may not be intirely correct, but what the poop, i don't think anyone cares, especially if they're gonna see that movie. (i'm sorry if this spoilled your experience if you see the movie)

2/27- Yay! I'm no longer Tim Teevo! I am now Jo. G.I.Jo for short. I got to share some of the glory with Phi-...George. Now, we can make stupid idiots like Kendal laugh. But this time, it's together! rofl im so wasted right now. (if im correct, 'wasted' means drunk or buzzed) pirate wahmbulance dramallama wahmbulance

2/28- Well today, we went to Cheesecake factory. It got buffalo wings......*ahem* and, they were a bit too spicy for me. domokun But i saw these shiny knives on the table. So i got my knife and tried to look for a source of light. When i saw a ceiling light, i refracted the light onto different surfaces. neutral I also got some light into this kid who was annoying 'cuz he wouldn't stop staring at something i couldn't see. emo

3/1- Yay! its the first day of March, and one day closer to the world of nations trip! sweatdrop Today, Gorg and i had to stay in the gym for 6th period, and i was Mario. Itsa me, Marrio! mrgreen Mathew showed me this site called homestar runner .com. this is one of their good, non-cussing, good, non south parkian like, good, humor.
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3/2(morning)- you may think i'm crazy, but im typing in the middle of a storm.... hehe... if you look at the news, you might see a big glob of red or any other intensive color floating away from Florida. (Afternoon) well, im not dead, and i don't see any missing body parts. So that means, im alive! sweatdrop Oh, today, i tried to wash my hands, and the soap got into my eyes, worse, the soap had acid in it, and my eyes started to burn intensely! In class this other day, Dustin made this humongous fart in class that might've shaken the whole world. eek I mean, it was like in a factory or if smthn blows up. It was crazy... neutral
In language arts class, i got a C for my project, and it was all Phillips fault. While i was presenting, Phillip was patting the area of his pants close to his ****s. I started crakin' up real bad. wahmbulance

3/4- I remembered, there was this one day when Phillip told me, "Polly wanna Nig*er?" i didn't get it at first, but he told me that the people usually say cracker, but he decided to say nig*er. I tottaly wasn't laughing, especially when he told me he wasn't racist... emo

3/6- i just remembered that i went to Miguel's house the other day (Sunday) and we were doing like, tricks off the side walk. Thats mostly how i got my heel hurt. i tried jumping on a skateboard with a scooter. dramallama The first time was nice 'cuz it didn't hurt. but the other one did.

3/10- ah, well, i forgot... talk2hand

3/15- OMG! OMG! OMG! i finally found my effin cell phone! it seemed like months (but acyually days) since ive used the computer! OMG! xd

3/23- . . . i think thats at least 8 days... pirate

3/25- well, i was looking, and i found this great educational video....
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edu...... cational
drive thru again
no!!! The last day of Spring break! .....
anyway, i watched this cool documentory/movie about Bahgdhd, whatever, soldiers. I thought some parts were very funny. like a soldier said that, "the goverment's 1.8 billion bugdet has supplied us with this thin piecce of metal to cover the windows of Humvees. So now, the strip slows down the shrapnel coming, so that the pieces end up in your bady instead of going right through you. "
"Sahddam's son owned a palace to hold his great parties in." Other soldiers says, "we droped the bomb on it, so now we party in it."

I went to this spoiled girls b-day party. (spoiled brat) i mean, she had like, every console, game, and doll (i think) you could think of. She never let me play the frizbee, and she said "move" to me just to get her presents.... talk2hand
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4/15- i finished my science project... i also broke the shredder 3 times... emo omgosh, i used so many emotions already?

4/20- i hate it when people bump into me in school. In the evenings, durin when school ends. i cant describe it, its like after ;last period. But when i go up the downstairs.... stairs, i use my friend mathew as a shield while squeezing through the 7th and 8th graders going down. Oh, and Phillip can hide all sorts of things in his hair OmGoSh

5/7- omg, Phillip such a...a... ugh! Yesterday, he kept talking about suicide, and i could tell he was lying. He just wants attention. He was pretending to choke himself in reading class just to get the girls' attention. i dont really mind, but i just wonder why he has to like choke himself...

5/29- i almost lost my shoe in the water, while i was fishing... i think i got it back...