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this is a phone call between a prank caller and the victim who turns the tables.

John: *begins to laugh while phone rings*

Maria: hello?

John: hello Ma'm, Im Greg Holster and im calling from the water company

Maria: *long pause* que?

John: im calling from the water company. Since we have found a problem with you paying your bills late we will have to shut your water off.

Maria: what?! are you ******** kidding me?!

john: what was that ma'm?

Maria: oh im sorry i was talking to my daughter. Apparently she managed to flush her little brother down the toilet.

John: uh.....ma'm i dont believe thats...

Maria: hold on.....(in the background) Sandra you get your brother out that toilet right now or youre grounded!*comes back* im sorry sir what was that?

John: how did youre daughter get a live person stuck in the toilet?!

Maria: oh no, not a person silly he's a ferret.

John: a ferret?

Maria: yes, my husband is my pet ferret and you know........those crazy nights and...

John: um, ma'm. Im sorry but we must shut your water off and uh..........that is all goodbye.*hangs up*

Maria: *laughs* Man I love that one!


sorry i was bored and i just had too. it makes no sense but hey? what can you do?