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ok, ok, as some of you may already know, Valentines is coming up.

and valentines sucks. hardcore.

so, here's some things i'll do if someone confesses their love to me or some s**t, and i dont like them, cuz u know, i dont like love anyway, it's against my philosophical status:
1. sing Amuro Namie song "no". Or just the chrous. Which consists of i say no! no no no no no! i say no! no no no no no!
2. smile, pull a cookie out of my pocket, break it in half, and give them the whole thing.
3. tell them i've got a nose fetish.
4. tell them im a lesbian. (which we all know is only half a lie)
5. ask them to prove their worth in the TRIALS OF DO0M and make sure they can't go through with it, as it clashes with their after school practices.
6. tell them i'm a necrophilliac, and i strictly only date zombies.
7. tell them i dont believe in love, so i cant take them seriously. if they try to prove me wrong, yell ZOMG YOU HAVE A NOSE FETISH?! at the top of my lungs so that everyone can hear me.
8. tell them that i'm already dating ten people, and i dont have room for anymore.
9. tell them my parents say im not allowed to date anyone until i'm 17. if they try and convince me to be badass, ill tell them im a very honest person who would simply never go against the authorital figures wishes. *COUGH COUGH*
10. tell them i only date cross dressers.

yeah. it's not like anyone will actually come up to me, but you know, be prepared. If all else fails, I'll just run off screaming "RAPIST".