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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point hairdryer at passing cars, see if the slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom; dont disguise your voice.
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN.
5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks; once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6.In the memo field of all your checks, write: For smuggling diamonds.
7.Finish all your sentences write:In accordance to the prophesy.
8.As often as possible, skip, rather than walk.
9.Dont use any punctuation.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive through order is To Go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. 5 days in advance, tell your friends that you wont attend their dinner party because youre not in The mood.
16. Have your co-workers call you by your wrestling-name, Rock-Bottom.
17. When money comes out of the atm, scream: I WON! I WON!
18. When leaving the zoo, start running and yell: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEYRE LOOSE.
19. Tell your children over dinner, due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go,
20. Copy and paste this to your accounts and let all your friends read it, its called, therapy.
 D0N3 · Fri Jan 26, 2007 @ 06:21am · 0 Comments |
