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A man lived in a dorm room with a girl that just-so-happened to be very attractive (her name is Julie). One night, he had his mother over for dinner, during the entire thing; she would not stop staring at Julie. He pulled her aside, and explained to her that there was nothing in-between them. The next day, Julie came up to him and told him that the soup ladle was missing, and that she thought that his mother may have taken it. He assured her that he would call her and politely ask her if she had taken the ladle or not. When he called her up they had the following conversation.
Mom: "hello?"
Son: "hi mom its me"
Mom: "oh hi, what did you need?"
Son : ( he explained the whole situation to her, I feel too lazy to type it)
"Look mom, Im not saying that you DID take the ladle, and Im not saying that you DIDNT take it, but, Julies kind of upset, so IF you did, would you please return it?".
Mom: "Look son, Im not saying that you DO sleep with Julie, and Im not saying that you DONT sleep with her, but if she slept in her OWN bed, she wouldve found it by now."
Son: O.O() (anime sweatdrop)(gulp)
 D0N3 · Fri Jan 26, 2007 @ 06:14am · 0 Comments |
