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When I Was A Fagget.
My Momma
Took me Into The Shopping Mall
And Bought Me A Red Dress.
But When I Went To My House
My Father Received Me With A Hammer.
And Smacked Me In The Face.


Sometimes I Get The Feeling In My Pants
And Other Times I Feel Like I Should Spoon

And Though It All , The Push And Pull
The Condoms In The Street
And You're Gone We Want You All To Know

//Well Carry On//
And Though Youre Gay And Gone Believe Me
Your Sheets Will Carry On

And In My Tight Pants I Can't Contain It
The greasy Sheets won't explain it!