You're welcome boys.
Good pick-up lines:
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Bad pick-up lines:
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Are you Natasha, my contact?
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good!
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Jess-ka Community Member 
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